What Happened?

sometimes a clown is in your house. sometimes not. depends.

Depends if I’m home

you ever just hand things to ur pet to sniff so they can feel included

Voted most likely to have been given a lobotomy in the 1940s

practice social distancing by going to one of those vampire castles where the vampire will encourage you to stay for dinner but you have to sit at opposite ends of an extremely long table

yella creens

“handfools of yella crayens”

this made me feel true inner peace for the first time in months

2020 will be a happier, healthier and more productive year i speak it into existence

Ok so not only is this person a fantastic singer, this is also fucking hilarious

i could be such a good writer if i would just *clenches fist* write