☆* パンツ 泥棒 *☆

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my friend is in japan right now and one of the members of his tour group wanted to find a wifi connection to blog or whatever so this guy goes to the first place he finds that has ‘cafe’ and ‘internet’ on the sign and for $5 he gets a computer cubicle and a picnic basket to himself and obviously hes a little puzzled by the picnic basket bit so he opens it up and it contains a box of tissues a stack of hentai magazines three porn dvds two condoms a towel and a 500ml bottle of lube and thats the story about how a tourist accidentally went to a japanese masturbation cafe

if i had a boyfriend who asked me to call him daddy no word of a lie i’d just pack my bags and leave silently in the night fuck that