The Greatest Ever

Someone watches bulls take a poop.

"Do you really want me to answer that question?"

Hilbert woke and drank a few to get him sane. “Please, that didn’t hurt, my butt is as soft as a panda pillow pet.” Hilbert got out the bed and found a pillow pet, he punched it and his knuckles started bleeding. “Nevermind, I see what you mean.”

"Well…If im truly honest, I shouted ow in shock more than pain." She rubs her head, letting out a sleepy sigh. Serena watched as Hilbert punched the pillow pet and his knuckles began to bleed. "Is your pillow SERIOUSLY that hard that it made you bleed!?"

"Shock in how big, round, and fluffy it is? My pillow is only hard because in my fan mail people always asking me how I become so good looking." Hilbert throws the pillow at Serena. "See how hard it is?

"You get fan mail? For some reason I find that hard to believe." Serena puts her hands up as she gets throw the pillow. She had to admit, it was heavier then a pillow should be.

"You know I got mail from Mongolia, Dawson, Poland, and ,of course, your mom sent me a very worded letter about how rudely awesome I am." Hilbert started throwing a rampage since he can’t find his binky that looks like beer. 

"Oh haha." Serena rolls her eyes. She looks over at Hilbert going on a rampage through his room. "Uh…Did I say something wrong?"

"You said the P word." Hilbert drops the beat and starts twerking.

tf2 sucks