HilariousRpg

Wednesday: No the other way.

Wednesday: Your other, other way.

Wednesday: One more time, you’ve almost got it.

Enid: OH MY GOD WEDNESDAY WHERE ARE YOU!?

fan comic.

HAPPY YULE❤️

Hearing voices behind the kitchen door left ajar, Draco stopped short.

“It’s lubricated enough,” his mother said. “Slip it in.”

Draco’s jaw dropped in horror.

“The angle isn’t quite right,” Granger replied.

Fingers wrapped around the edges of the door, gripping tightly.

Mother hummed in approval. “There, just like that.”

Cringing, Draco backed up and knocked something over.

The door swung open. “Draco!” Granger greeted. “Look, we fixed the hinge.”

Relief washed over him. “The hinge!”

His mother got a wicked look in her eye. “Now the door won’t rattle next time Hermione fucks me silly against it.”

Hermione: What did your Mum said?

Their child: No

Hermione: Then why should I let you?

Their child: Because she's not the boss of you.

Ginny: I see. Hermione what do bees make?

Hermione: Honey?

Narcissa: (from the next room) Yes, dear?

Hermione:

Hermione: Do you want to hold hands?

Narcissa: *glares* No.

Hermione: *sighs* Did you even heard what I said?

Narcissa: Yes

Hermione: What did I say then?

Narcissa: *rolls her eyes* 'Do you want to hold hands?'

Hermione: Okay. *holds Narcissa's hand*

Narcissa: