HIKER CAT

These desserts are better at twerking than me.

That moment when you’re so hungry it feels like your stomach is eating itself.

Right about now you’re like whyyyyyyy you showing me these things.

I know. Greatness can be too much.

That’s why I’m giving it to you in small doses.

You’re welcome.

Thank you for your participation.

Now GO TO BED!

Up in the gym...terking on mi fitness

He’s mi witness ^^ walking the walk

All together now

Vacation mode.

Pool time.

Don’t be a wet towel. Nobody likes a wet towel.

Talking to babe like^^

I’ll sleep when I’m dead.

Morning Poops.

Back to the grind.

I’m a sea seal!

Be the stork....

Gotta look good for babe

Time for a little dip - I’ll cross the ocean for you

buuuuuuuttttt ice cream is calling for me louder

bc I’m no super woman

No regrets.

You prob like did she really just post this?!

you^^^^

Yes. Shake your booty.

Plz don’t be too surprised.

I hope you’ve enjoyed this gif meal.

Sit back and relax. I have something for you.

*YOU* : “I’m all ears Hiker Cat!”

Now some tunes for you:

We decided to extend the FREE PROMO for another 48 hours for all you strangers out there 😉

It’s my Valentines gift to you all lucky folks who come across this gif stream.

This always makes me think of Cartman from South Park.

And this is just too cute not to use.

Go on! What you waiting for? Download your FREE ebook!

Adventure is calling!

What are you waiting for? You’re making this UNBEARABLE.

I promise you’re going to eat this up.

Look. This cat even likes it. Cats hate everything. 

That makes two cat. Wow this book must be really good.

WOW NOW! THREE CATS! OK. There’s no excuse now. It’s been written in the stones.

Look. Sam even knows what’s up too.

Please don’t be a Stitch. 

I’m all about the Bare Necessities. 

If you haven’t already, go on, go on, go download your free ebook! Knowledge is power.

You know you want toooooooooo.............. yaaaaaaaaaaasssssssss........

Hmmmmmmmmm

Ok. You can rest now.

Yes. Truly it’s almost over.

Mystery of the Stones Book Trailer

LINK IS LIVE FOR ONLY 48 HOURS STARTING SUNDAY FEBRUARY 4TH, 2018 FOR YOUR FREE PROMO EBOOK DOWNLOAD!!!

In a world where our screens disconnect us, "The Mystery of the Stones" is a completely original story that includes hard scientific evidence about the catastrophic ending of the last ice age. Grafted onto this is fantasy and fiction intended to take the audience on a sleigh ride as told by the main characters, which are developed to be likable from the onset.

As professional video producers with over fifty years experience combined, we've crafted up a juicy screenplay for anyone daring enough to go an adventure never told before.

This is a story about history, why what we have been taught is wrong, what really happened in our world and the present scientific paradigm of uniformitarianism and how it rejects catastrophism and how the geologic data proves it wrong. Human nature not willing to let go of old ideas and update them with proven new ones. There is friction, love, and identifiable characters in this story.

Our characters embark on a quest which takes them through exotic landscapes, dangerous caverns, and in the end as they are deep in a cave looking at ancient petroglyphs of a cometary encounter with earth, as a comet draws near and impact is imminent. Leaving an opening for a sequel.

It’s my valentines gift to you.

You’re welcome.

If you’re not already jumping for joy, I have more for you....

Right now you’re prob like Jake up there....

But there’s more love to spread and scroll through

You’re just eating this up.

And slurping it down.

Now you’re dogging my love. How rude. But there’s more rapid fire where this came from.

Many Meows for making it to the bottom! 

https://www.amazon.com/Mystery-Stones-Screenplay-Chantae-Shor-ebook/dp/B079C96WDF/ref=asap_bc?ie=UTF8

 On a meteor.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B079C96WDF… ☀️Good Morning Friends! IT’ S HERE! 🗿Mystery of the Stones #booklaunch has begun! If you’re an early riser or adapter, I got you😉 Super Blood Moon 🌚 Special for Amazon Unlimited Scribers! Those of you that participated in the 2018 Cover Competition have I got a surprise inside for you😆Get your copy before February 4th and beat the rush! February 4th launches the FREE PROMO Week where all your friends and family can get their FREE copy too. More to come. Can’t wait to share this with you all. Namasté- the light within me sees the light within you.

OK. I couldn't wait. I couldn't wait to share with you the WINNER of the Cover Competition! Thank you all for participating in the 2018 Cover Competition! Based off all the feedback received, I present to you the WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER! Co-Written by Mark Beck, Cliche Media. We can't wait to give this eBook about ancient civilizations, quests into dangerous caverns, ancient petroglyphs, cometary plans and where IMPACT is imminent for FREE! Yes, I said FREE. What's better than that? Subscribe, add me on FB or follow me on Twitter to keep up with the updates. Or here is perfectly fine too. They will be coming in a rapid fire. Launch date to release the Amazon Kindle eBook is in February 2018! Stay Pawesome! <<<(That was Jazz).