High Wasted Schwartz

Reno Nogaj

Human: ….it’s a fucking pineapple.

Alien: Humans are insane!

Well I’ve been on fire, dreaming of you Tell me you don’t It feels like you do.

i’m really really really really shocked this isn’t bellevue!

“I’m gonna nap right here next to you.”

When I got her, she’d been abused and would cower and pee at almost everything, and had been mistreated when she’d barked, so she never would. One day months after I had her she got excited on a walk and borked at a bird, and then immediately cower-peed. I had to re-teach her to bark by gathering her whole human pack and having everyone bark and howl and feed her treats and pet her till she got excited enough to join in, and then got more treats. Took a while but I was able to teach her to bork on command (and she’s gotta be excited or she just stares at me like “Sorry, the bork system needs charging”) and she’ll do it happily when she’s excited to go for a walk or upon seeing a friend, and at birds. I love her croaky borking, especially when she started off terrified of making a joyful noise.

F. Scott Fitzgerald (via h-o-r-n-g-r-y)

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Faroe Islands