Cannabis Thoughts of Of A Newbie!

I made up a new word!

"Pretten"

a Pretty Kitten 😸 😍 💕

I think Aleza is high tonight

I was just playing "who can stay still the longest" with the Mannequin in my head...

My body feels like a worm 🪱 climbing up a wall 🧱

Dogs 🐶 and cats 🐈‍⬛ are just people with a language barrier!

I wonder what my dog thinks when he sees me wearing a CPAP mask 🤔 🐕

My nose was just running, so I covered my eyes..

Yep, I'm High

Why do people enjoy being in a physical fight? My body hurts enough already, why Intentionally inflict more unneeded pain upon oneself?

HOLY SHIT

You should so watch this High... lol

@therealmeg_stallion

I just realized that if I have the child I watch during the day, every day one week. She's only with her parents 10 hrs more than me.. That's crazy 🤪

I just put honey 🍯 in my Truly and Buzzball mixture to make it taste better. It kinda crystallized so when I drank it I got alcohol mixed with balls of honey 🍯 🙃

It's now disgusting with some balls

You should so read this High AF 💚💨🍃

That won't do you no good.

I ain't got no time for supper.

Nobody with any sense isn't going.

I can't find my keys nowhere.

She never goes with nobody.

John says he has not seen neither Alice or Susan all day.

I didn't steal nothing.

He ain't never told no lies.

You can't see no one in this crowd.

There aren't no presents left to open.

The secret cave didn't have none of the treasures they wanted.

All the witnesses claimed that didn't see nothing.

The pilot can't find no place to land.

He did not mention neither the deposit nor the rate.

There is no way you can do nothing about this.

He doesn't have nothing but the clothes on his back.

We haven't never seen a tornado that big.

It ain't right to not paint the house.

You shouldn't do nothing to the house.

The hospital won't allow no more visitors.

I don't have nobody to mow my lawn.

That attitude won't get you nowhere.

After the nose job, she didn't want no one to see her.

The star couldn't sing no more after the matinee performance.

When a male cop has a bullet proof vest on do they wear a bullet proof cup?

Is there a such thing as a bullet proof cup?

I never thought about that Deer have teeth.. I guess I new it but I never thought about it.. WTF? LOL

In "I'm a little tea pot" I get what the spout is, but what's the handle?