High Theory’s

And on the third day God created weed

So far Black Widow is better then all the Marvel shows

Jurassic Park but with non dinosaur animals that have gone extinct. Call it Extinction Park.

Instagram turned into the new Facebook.

I like how Tesla’s car door open like Deloreans. Truly the superior vehicle.

Did Matt Damon injure himself jumping off a bridge in Bourne Supremacy?

Do you think dogs fall for that fake throw thing because they just trust us too throw it?

I wonder if Lando Calrissian has had sex with a gungan?

Between what episodes did Jim get Pam pregnant?

Most rappers don’t make it to 27

I would never die for this country

If you get rid of the idea of fear, you could do anything.

You could be in a room full of cops and still not feel safe.