kevin

I like how after the snap literally NOBODY was worried about nick fury, like we have all mutually and silently accepted fury as an unstoppable force who will not be hindered by something so petty as death™

“The Kid”: probably the Antichrist or Satan or both here to bring hell and destruction to all of earth and it’s inhabitants

god im just thinking about how much going to public school in the MCU would’ve made me hate captain america. every time i got caught giving some bitch the finger or writing on bathroom walls or ditching class or stealing books from the library cause i got a fine or what have you, and then they gave me lunch detention or ISS and i sat in that dumbass eraser-smelling room and im in My Chair (the chair i always sit in and yell at anyone else who tries to take it), fuming, arms crossed, full of teen angst and hating everyone around me, and AGAIN had to watch this stupid fucking video ive already seen so many times that i know it by heart and every word grates on my eardrums and i’d just see this fuckin familiar face

Avengers as John Mulaney

i love experiencing how my classmates work to avoid misgendering me. for instance, today one classmate greeted the rest of our small group: “All right ladies and gentlemen — and Avery”

when someone in high school asks if ur gay