Bleh.

OH THEY’RE SAYING GAS

Saw the opportunity and didn’t let it pass them

Accurate 😭

LMAOOO

if your boyfriend isn’t strong enough to pick you up and pin you against the wall, you have a girlfriend.

……..what

if your boyfriend doesn’t suplex you on sight he aint a man

if your boyfriend can’t catapult you across the room like a boomerang he a cactus

if he don’t powerslam you for breakfast he a herb

if your boyfriend can launch a 90 kg stone over 300 meters you have a trebuchet 

Why do the Mormons who walk around handing out flyers at my college have the fattest asses??

You’re not going to heaven.

wearing watches is for the aesthetic, she’s valid

4:73

WHAT

You forgot the waiter who says, “It happens all the time” at both dinners. Some actor and everything.

.║\ ║▒\ put this on your blog ║▒▒\ ║░▒║ ║░▒║ ║░▒║ ║░▒║ ║░▒║ ║░▒║ to show others ║░▒║ ║░▒║ ║░▒║ ║░▒║ ║░▒║ ▓▓▓▓▓ [█▓] [█▓] you are gay [█▓]

HELL YEAH SWORDS