hide and squeek

this is how you find the new doctor who showrunner

So burgers are named after fortifications, and burglars are the ones who bypass them.

The short of it is, yes, that's exactly what happens. There's no such thing as pure silence outside of a vacuum (and inside a vacuum you'd be dead). So basically your ears are constantly adapting to the noise threshold of your surroundings and slowly ignoring it. If you were in a perfectly silent room (anechoic chambers are cool!) you would actually start to hear the sound of existing!

Ah, there it is. Orfield Labratories in Minnesota. They say the longest anyone's been able to stay inside was 45 minutes, as they could hear their lungs expanding and their digestive system working overtime.

#hey hey hey #this is unfair! #it absolutely *will* solve that persistent erection and potentially the short-term horniness #in exchange it will introduce about twenty-seven new problems #including bangers such as: #can't stop thinking about it #do i have... feelings?? about BOTH of them???? i didn't ask for this! #lingering sense of guilt #the conviction that it meant way more to one of them than it did to the other two #arousal that kicks up every time one of them gets too close... or sees the other two getting too close #newfound envy of the relationship that the other two have #distributing yet erotic dreams #feeling rejected #feeling used #feeling manipulated #feeling like they liked feeling used or manipulated and not sure what to do about it #feeling left out #intimacies that can't be unknown (that you'd have to pry from their cold dead hands) #laundry #THE LIST GOES ON

being sad and horny is a privilege

Rest in peace, Anthony Stewart Head (1954 – 2026)

Both are beautiful forms of writing.

Real men have shoulder kittens. Photo from my collection, ca. 1950s.

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