MIZER

→ ❛The Dark side of the Moon❜

→ Pairing ; Shadow Milk Cookie x Reader

→ Quote ; ❛❛ He knows you’d lie for him… but would he?❜❜

→ Genre ; Headcanons

→ A/N ; Sorry for the delay, here you go! Headcanons might change from my previous ones hahah

The Moon is often seen, by those who have studied it, as two faced, one shining bright with a smile, the other, obscured by such light, hiding in deceit. Much like the Moon, Shadow Milk is two faced, but perhaps all you know is the light side of the moon, always bright, always eager to show off.

Shadow Milk is a complex being, sometimes he’s joyful, sometimes he isnt, but he makes sure that when he tells you he loves you, that that isnt taken for granted.

Still, he dosent say it often, usually in answer to you saying you love him, or in moments of high energy, but then again, for it to come out of his lips unprompted…

Nevertheless, he’s a jack of all trades, we all know that! He will show off, whether himself or you, to the world.

Not exactly a gentle lover, he may try to be, but his more playful side always comes out one way or another, so we could say he’s more playful and energetic than gentle.

But the moon has two sides, and sometimes, its hard to bring afloat the darker side of the moon, hidden, lurking, obscure, even to the holder of its energy. Shadow Milk has a side no one has seen, of course he does, a side that not even the light in the world has ever seen, and its that his past as the fount of knowledge haunts him, creeps up in him. He knows you’d lie for him… but would he?

Deceit and Truth come hand in hand like two sides of the same coin, and yet, for you, he’s as truthful as he can be.

Sometimes you’ll see him sitting on the spire, sitting and looking out into the mystical world of his own. Deep in thought, deep in reflexion,

If you come and you take a seat by his side, he’ll unconsciously lean on you, or hold you, and maybe, if you’re particularly lucky, he’ll cry in your arms.

Hold him, creep your arms on his hair and thread it softly, much like all humans, he too has a persona and shadows. Greet them both, and perhaps you’ll make him feel like the times he believed in lies too.

Shadow Milk is still scheming but his schemes have become far more hyperfocused on Pure Vanilla. A part of the Fount is bearing through again, but he is seemingly in denial of something.

Burning Spice is suddenly not focused purely on destuction but preparing. Golden Cheese will challenge him once again and he will show her that she won't win this time. And then she will come back stronger once more.

Mystic Flour has opened her eyes. She's still unwilling to leave her home, but she gazes out across the dark licorice sea, waiting to speak to the resolute king who shook her once more.

Eternal Sugar is active. Too active. She's brimming with love and happiness and its such a change from the sleepy demon who lured cookies into a syrupy hell. And she's chasing a love, love of a cookie who returned it yet rejected the paradise of sloth she had made.

Silent Salt doesn't understand. They don't deserve it. After all they did to him they don't deserve it. Don't deserve to walk away from their sins like they did nothing in the first place. He hates how easily they talk of their other halves, how they challenged their views and aspects and shook them at their core so much that the four were changing.

(Yet, had it not been his own decision that had caused this change? Had it not been him who chose to split their souljams in half, to find cookies who could bear the weight of their Virtues and take over where they failed? Wasn't this what he had hoped to happen before he had lost it all?

So why does he hate it so much?

little bit of info on my misplaced bravery trio in the castle, wizard hid his dark moon magic, under layer hair for a long while in the castle, he thought it was weird/scary

If the different outcome au ancients meet the canon beasts lol

And before you ask, this AU is loosely inspired by Tangled. I saw a fan art where Burning Spice had glowing hair, and it sparked some ideas. But honestly, I’d rather die than make a full Tangled AU, so this is kind of similar, but with a fresh twist on the approach.

Basic Info for the AU: So, instead of all five Virtues turning into beasts, only Burning Spice becomes one. The other Virtues are forced to imprison him in the Silver Tall Tower, not a tree. They purify his Soul Jam and hide it in a secret location, guarded by Black Sapphire and Candy Apple. Every year, on an important day to Burning Spice, the Four Saviors release sky lanterns to mourn him and mark the defeat of Burning Spice. Over the years, many memories fade, and no one, except for the remaining Four Virtues, remembers Burning Spice or the reason behind the Sky Lantern Festival. Even Burning Spice has long forgotten who he was. He’s now just fascinated by the annual lights he sees from his tower balcony—so close, yet unreachable. The seal keeps him locked in, and the Virtues continue to rule, doing everything they can to avoid meeting the same tragic fate as Burning Spice. Fast forward a few years, during a blue moon. A group of adventurers (The Ancient) find the Soul Jam, and one of them, Golden Cheese, decides to steal it. Of course, Black Sapphire and Candy Apple chase them off, and the group ends up splitting apart. Golden Cheese is freaking out, worried about her friends, especially when the Soul Jam starts pulling her toward the tower. She thinks it’s abandoned, so she climbs up to spend the night. Once she’s at the top, though, she gets knocked out by Burning Spice, who mistakes her for a threat. When she wakes up, she sees him holding the Soul Jam (which he doesn’t recognize as his own anymore, since he’s been locked away for so long). He notices how much Golden Cheese cares about the Soul Jam and strikes a deal with her: he’ll return it if she agrees to take him to see the lanterns he’s been watching every year but has never been able to get close to. That day is coming up soon, and Burning Spice is desperate to see them up close. Golden Cheese is annoyed but agrees—on the condition that once it’s over, he must return to the tower. He agrees, and she sets him free. Realizing that the Soul Jam can break the seal, they manage to escape undetected. Now they’re on a journey to see the lanterns in person, which are located in the land of Wild Spice! As they travel, Burning Spice begins to rediscover the world, his curiosity, and the wonder he once had. Meanwhile, Golden Cheese finds herself trying to convince him that the lanterns aren’t worth it and that he should just go back to the tower. She’s a criminal, being hunted, and now she has to help this guy see a bunch of flying lanterns? What a mess. But what neither of them expects is… to fall in love. That’s the least of their problems, though, because it turns out the Soul Jam has been stolen, and Burning Spice is missing. They’re being hunted, and time is running out.

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Revived Vows AU

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By the way, guys, forgive me if I mischaracterized anyone! I’m doing my best to stay true to the characters, but there are a few changes I need to make to fit them in, and some characters are a bit hard for me to fully understand (like Shadow Milk, Golden Cheese and White Lily, mostly). So, if any of you are big fans of them, please let me know if I did their characters justice! Please go easy on me!! ｡°(°¯᷄◠¯᷅°)°｡

MYSTICCACAO

Mystic Flour is in denial, like the river in Egypt. She refuses to acknowledge that Dark Cacao both looks and sounds like Bitter Cocoa. She hates that Dark Cacao resembles her deceased husband so closely, as it threatens to ruin her plan to "turn everyone into flour!" As her longing to see, touch, and speak to her dead husband slowly resurfaces, she denies these feelings, finding them repulsive. But at the same time, she can’t help but compare Dark Cacao to Bitter Cocoa. This foolish king may look and sound like her late husband, but he's still different from him, and that bothers her. Her urge to protect him, to keep him safe from harm, only fuels her desire to turned turned to flour faster. His very existence frustrates her, and that makes her furious. Ironic, isn’t it? For someone who claims to be apathetic, she sure cares a lot about a foolish king who just happens to share the face and voice of a dead man.

Meanwhile, Dark Cacao is initially just confused but unbothered. Sure, he was puzzled when Mystic Flour compared him to someone he didn’t know, but at the time, he was more focused on saving his kingdom and people than on whatever personal issue she had. But when Blossom Peach casually compared him to someone named “Bitter Cocoa” and refused to explain it, his curiosity grew. He tried to stay focused on his mission, but he couldn’t deny the nagging curiosity about it.

SHADOWVANILLA

Shadow Milk is far worse in this AU because he truly believes that Pure Vanilla IS Pristine Vanilla without memory. At first, he nearly tossed aside his script to pick up where they left off and reclaim his beloved, but he insisted on finishing the script first. In episode 7, instead of the “His life was a lie” revelation, Shadow Milk directly restores Pure Vanilla’s memory (excluding the part where Pristine Vanilla died). He becomes violently defensive if anyone even implies that Pure Vanilla isn’t Pristine Vanilla. When Candy Apple and Black Sapphire mention Pristine Vanilla’s death, he insists that Pristine Vanilla did not die—he just left in anger. But now that he can fix everything, he is certain they can return to how things were before the "incident" occurred. Unlike Mystic Flour, Shadow Milk never compares Pure Vanilla to Pristine Vanilla. Instead, he believes any of Pure Vanilla’s actions are just Pristine Vanilla being difficult or “still broken.” All he needs is to “fix” him, and everything will go back to normal. He is willing to be patient and “understand,” believing his beloved will act differently due to his “being an ancient hero” and “Pure Vanilla” being his name. But once everything is fixed, Pristine Vanilla will return. He just... needs to be patient.

Pure Vanilla, on the other hand, is completely confused. Who is Pristine Vanilla? He can’t deny his curiosity about this person. It makes him wonder what happened to him, what he was like, and why Shadow Milk is constantly comparing him to Pristine Vanilla. He’s certain he isn’t Pristine Vanilla—his name is Pure Vanilla, right? Truthless Recluse is tired of hearing Pristine Vanilla’s name. The memories feel unsettlingly real, and he starts questioning if these are truly Pristine Vanilla’s memories or just what Shadow Milk believes them to be. He wants to understand Shadow Milk, because despite how much Shadow Milk denies it, he can feel the loneliness, guilt, sadness, and love in him. He wonders what made Shadow Milk love Pristine Vanilla so much and what made him so different from Pure Vanilla. What type of person was Pristine Vanilla to inspire such an obsession in Shadow Milk? For now, though, he’ll continue to act as Shadow Milk believes Pristine Vanilla would.

BURNINGCHEESE

This will be shorter compared to the others because the Burning Spice character has more healthiest reactions than the rest. He’s not in denial like Mystic Flour. He can clearly see that Golden Cheese and Radiant Cheshire share the same appearance and voice, and he doesn’t deny it. However, he’s not obsessed with it like Shadow Milk. He’s not foolish; he knows the difference between Golden Cheese and Radiant Cheshire. While he acknowledges their similarities, he doesn’t mistake Golden Cheese for Radiant Cheshire. Still, he’ll always see his wife as his wife, no matter the version. Despite this, he’s still toxic because he wants to be killed by Golden Cheese, or at least engage in an eternal battle with her. In his twisted way, this is how he attempts to reconnect with the new version of his wife. He’ll never forget Radiant Cheshire, but he’ll always love every version of her. I chose to write him this way because I don’t think he’s obsessively focused on the past (at least not to my knowledge), and unlike others, he actually had time to mourn his wife before becoming the beast.

Golden Cheese, on the other hand, is just confused and exhausted by all of this. How many times do I have to say "confused"? It's hard to explain, but I feel like Golden Cheese remains the same—except for the fact that she didn’t know Radiant Cheshire existed until Nutmeg Tiger mentioned her. You can probably tell that I’m struggling to write her properly. (⊃ ˃̣̣̥ ᴖ ˂̣̣̥ ⊂)

ETERNALHOLLY

Eternal Sugar is much worse in this AU. She would do the exact same thing, but worse. Her protectiveness and possessiveness? Amplified to the extreme. She doesn't want Hollyberry to leave AT ALL as she doesn't want to make the same mistake. Let’s just say Divine Berry didn’t exactly die from natural causes… Anyway, beyond that, Eternal Sugar is terrified of losing someone again. Even though she claims she doesn’t see Hollyberry as her deceased wife, deep down, she still sees traces of Divine Berry in her. Eternal Sugar has mourned many cookies before, but back then, Divine Berry was there to comfort her. Now, Divine Berry is gone, and that’s what hurts the most. It feels like a knife in her heart, one that’s stuck there. The guilt drowns her in sorrow, and countless “what if” questions plague her mind. What makes her different from Shadow Milk is that Eternal Sugar doesn’t outright deny Divine Berry’s death. In fact, she blames herself for it. She uses that guilt to make sure Hollyberry doesn’t share the same fate, by isolating her in her garden. She destroys her shield, trapping her where no harm can reach her, as long as Eternal Sugar is around. It’s like that one scene in *Steven Universe* where Pearl says, “Why won’t you let me do this for you, Rose?” That’s the vibe. And by the way, no one is safe from her now—her protection has only intensified after the death of her wife.

Hollyberry is deeply concerned. She wants to help her, as she sees herself in Eternal Sugar. She has mourned many cookies during the Dark Flour War and have drink as much as berry juice to numb the sorrow. Hollyberry genuinely cares for Eternal Sugar and wants to see her heal. But for that to happen, Eternal Sugar needs to let go of Divine Berry. How can she do that when Hollyberry shares her face and voice? Hollyberry’s entire presence—her appearance and her experiences—keeps Eternal Sugar from moving on. At least, that’s how she believes it.

SILENTLILY

Since Silent Salt and White Lily haven't interacted yet, I can only make assumptions based on what I've learned. Don’t worry, I’ll update things in the future if their relationship turns out differently.

Now, imagine you're in Silent Salt’s shoes. You’ve just been freed from the Silver Tree, learned that your beloved friend, Elder Faerie, is dead, and was killed by the beasts you once considered friends. On top of that, the new Guardian and Owner of your Souljam looks and speaks exactly like your deceased wife. Now, not only must you mourn your fallen friend, but you must also accept that this person—who reminds you so much of your late wife—is now tasked with sealing the beasts that caused her death. Silent Salt constantly blames himself and the beasts for Spider Lilies's death, and this guilt keeps him from allowing White Lily to do her job. He believes he must handle everything alone, insisting that he doesn’t need her and that she should stay far away where she’s safe. Silent Salt's situation is somewhat similar to Eternal Sugar’s: both blame themselves for their spouse’s death, and this guilt drives them to prevent their spouse’s reincarnation from meeting the same fate in the most unhealthy ways. In this AU, Silent Salt is constantly suffering, and one of the rumors circulating is that he is actually the one who killed Spider Lily.

As for White Lily, this is before she interacts with Silent Salt. She’s curious about Spider Lilies and Silent Salt—who was she? What was their relationship? Did the Devil of Silence really kill her? No, White Lily doesn’t believe it. She doesn’t know why, but part of her refuses to believe that Silent Salt could be evil. Just hearing the story of how Spider Lilies was killed by him makes her feel disgusted, though she can’t explain why. She needs to know more. She won’t stop until she gets answers. So, imagine her shock when she and Pastry find a portrait of Spider Lilies... and it’s look like her! White Lily looks exactly like Spider Lilies! She wonders if—

🗑️ TO THE “MORAL POLICE” HARASSING AUTHORS: YOU ARE THE VILLAIN HERE.

I’m actually losing brain cells watching this fandom implode. I need you chronically online performative activists to sit down, shut up, and listen for once in your miserable lives.

I’m seeing amazing authors deactivating, deleting their work, and leaving the fandom because a pack of rabid hyenas decided to bully them over FICTIONAL CHARACTERS.

Let’s get a few things straight, because apparently, critical thinking is a skill you lot didn’t spec into.

1. HARASSMENT IS NOT ACTIVISM.

Bullying real, living, breathing human beings over a fanfic about a video game monster doesn’t make you a “good person.” It makes you a piece of sh*t. You are not “protecting children.” You are literally traumatizing real people in the name of a pixelated antagonist. If you tell an artist to kill themselves over a ship, YOU are the problem. Not them. You. 🤡

2. IT IS A HORROR GAME.

We are talking about Poppy Playtime. A game about body horror, murder, and dark experiments. But suddenly, writing dark fics or shipping the Prototype (an eldritch abomination made of wires and meat) is where you draw the line? Stop applying real-world laws to a fictional wire-spider. “Oh, but he’s Oliver!! He’s coded as a minor!!” SHUT UP. The Prototype is a fictional entity. A monster. Authors have been writing about him since before the lore drop. Even if the lore changes, FICTION DOES NOT EQUAL REALITY. If you can’t separate a fanfic from real life, you need to log off and go to therapy.

3. “DON’T LIKE, DON’T READ” IS FREE.

The block button exists. No one is strapping you to a chair and forcing you to read Pro-ship fics or Prototype content. You are actively seeking it out just to be offended. That’s pathological behavior.

To the antis/moralists: You are not the morality police. You are just bored bullies looking for a socially acceptable target to abuse. You ruined the fun for everyone because you’re incapable of curating your own internet experience.

1. people hating on writers and fics. writing is something we do for free and for fun. if you stumble upon a fanfic that isn't necessarily your cup of tea or you just don't like, scroll. dont read it. literally leave their page. you don't know if this could be the author's first work that they're so excited about, you dont know if the language they're writing in isn't their first language, you dont know that the writer could be a literal teen and loads of other reasons. fanfictions don't HAVE to be perfect. you write what you want to write because we do it for fun and enjoyment and we want to share that to the world. seriously, what is the wrong with that?..

2. x reader consumers getting WAY too entitled. the number of tiktoks i've seen that say "i run a strict program when it comes to reading fanfics." girl you aint running shit. this is FAN FICTION you're reading. F A N F I C T I O N. there is no denying that most fanfiction writes are beyond talented but just because you read one fanfic that exceeds your expectations doesn't give you the right to talk down on others that don't. people have their own personal writing style, their way of doing things and you talking shit on that isn't right.

at the end of the day, we are all humans, reading and writing is what we do and what we're meant to do. and for you to talk shit about a person WRITING is so insane. we are humans. not some robots that you can tell what to do so you can consume it.

i've seen so so many authors take down their fanfics and losing all motivation to write because of a hate comment. DONT LIKE DONT READ‼️

🍓Hi, I finally finished. I'm so happy, these have been the bane of my existence since I started earlier this month. I just couldn't quite articulate myself right, but now it's over. I'm done. NSFW isn't as spicy as you'd like, and it's mostly about shadownilla, but enjoy anyway lol.

Tw: Nsfw; Nothing else I don't think

Info: Pure Vanilla x Reader x Shadow Milk; nsfw & sfw; fluff and angst

-These two bring out the absolute worst in each other. Seriously, something about the other just manages to get under their skin. They just know how to make each other tick – Shadow Milk especially can get Pure Vanilla all kinds of pissed off.

-Perhaps it’s because they’re each other's other half; they understand each other so well – too well.

-Truthfully, a relationship between the two of them isn’t possible until after episode 8. Shadow Milk doesn’t consider Pure Vanilla as someone eligible to love or have a relationship with until Pure Vanilla presents him with the idea.

-Despite his initial rejection, the idea of it burns in the back of his mind and invades his every thought. He tries desperately to convince himself that Pure Vanilla is lying, that he’s cruel and trying to trick him, and that he shouldn’t believe his words.

-Wouldn’t it be nice, though? To have someone who really loves him, who understands him like no one else can? Pure Vanilla is his other half, no one could know Shadow Milk like he could.

-The thought festers and eats at him all throughout the rest of the confrontations and battles. It makes him feel weak and useless, to be so… desperate for another cookie. A cookie he should otherwise despise. It's funny how life can be so cruel, making him fall in love with someone who has every right to despise him.

-But Pure Vanilla doesn’t hate him, not at all. He wants to connect with Shadow Milk just as much as he does. His other half is there waiting for him, heart fragile and already broken. He wants nothing more than to pick up the pieces.

-He wants to show Shadow Milk that it’s okay to be weak, it’s okay to let someone care for him. Pure Vanilla wants Shadow Milk to believe in him, and he wants him to finally feel the warmth of his affection for him.

-Now where do you come in here? It’s complicated, but I can only assume you are Pure Vanilla’s partner rather than Shadow Milk’s first.

-Shadow Milk is far too possessive, and he’s incredibly loyal to his partner, all things considered. I can’t see him easily sharing a partner, regardless of his feelings for Pure Vanilla, if he already has attachments to you.

-Pure Vanilla, though, while he is possessive to a point, he also understands how selfish feeling the way he does about Shadow Milk is. It’s unfair to you that he gets to fall in love with his other half and you don’t.

-And, quite honestly, he’d be flattered if you did fall in love with Shadow Milk. They are quite literally soulmates, made to mirror one another. You are falling for Shadow Milk because he reminds you of Pure Vanilla, which makes his heart race. Your dedication to him is nothing if not admirable.

-It takes quite a bit of talking between the two of you to establish your feelings on the situation. Regardless of what you decide (which is, of course, to let Shadow Milk in), Pure Vanilla will remain loyal to your decision. He would never betray your trust, which is why he’s so open about his feelings for Shadow Milk in the first place.

-Shmilk doesn’t think all that much of you. He knows what you mean to Pure Vanilla (which makes his skin crawl more than he’d like to admit), but other than that, you’re just another annoying pest.

-Well, until he finds himself jealous of you – really jealous of you. He wants to know what’s so special about you. Why does Pure Vanilla like you so damn much, what’s special about you? 

-When he starts to watch you, he understands. You’re sweet and kind and soft as a flower. Still, there is an edge to you that Pure Vanilla does not have. Playfulness and a lighthearted nature that has him laughing along with you all the time. The two of you make up two halves of a whole, and he finds himself desiring you just as much as he does Pure Vanilla.

-He finds himself wishing he could also experience love with the two of you, but even if he suddenly turns a new leaf, you have each other. How could he get in between that? Why would you let him? It’s just not a possibility in his mind.

-The two of you, though? You’ve already made the decision that you’re willing to try with him. If he allows you to, that is. It’s certainly an odd thing to propose to someone who is supposed to hate you, but things work out in the end.

-So, assuming Shadow Milk and the other beasts get a chance at redemption, you and Pure Vanilla personally aid him in his rehabilitation. Giving him a place to stay and the grace and patience he needs to grow and change into the cookie he wants to be.

-There is no intent to get him to fall in love with either of you at this point. It would be manipulative to do such a thing, and as such, you approach it as willing friends. You’ve both come to care for him, so of course you offer to take up the burden. What happens during his healing is merely happenstance, thanks to the situation.

-...Perhaps there was a little intent, but it was so easy to get him all soft. Surely, it wasn’t entirely either of your faults when you found yourselves spending so much time with him. The lingering touches and stolen glances were far too natural between the three of you, it felt like you were meant to be together.

-It takes Shadow Milk a very long time to get used to the affections you share with him and even longer for him to trust that they are true. He hasn’t trusted in a very long time, and while he is willing to give you a chance, that doesn’t mean he isn’t scared to do so.

-The best way to describe your love is slow and steady. It’s little steps forward at the pace that Shadow Milk has set for the three of you.

-He allows you in first, believe it or not. The history between him and Pure Vanilla is hard on him, and it makes him more jumpy around the well-meaning cookie. He talks to you about things you wouldn’t expect him to, like his past and his struggles with changing things after all he’s done.

-He tells you tales of when he was a young cookie, and he shares knowledge of the world with you. He has such a vulnerable look on his face when he talks about it, soft and almost remorseful as he discusses his people and his friends. 

-He worries you’ll reject him or shame him for the things he’s done wrong, but you don’t. You just listen and ask questions and smile so sweetly at him, and he feels guilty for feeling the way he does about you. 

-You’ll have to introduce Pure Vanilla to these little quiet sessions, and it has to be after getting Shadow Milk’s explicit consent, or else he’ll block you out. He’s less open with Pure Vanilla there, but the more he shows, the more comfortable Shadow Milk gets. 

-Eventually, these meetings become more intimate, sharing more personal things amongst yourselves. Talking about feelings naturally things lean into more flirty comments and romantic gestures until the three of you are comfortable enough to lay atop each other while discussing the world together.

-It spooks Shadow Milk that neither of them rebuff his advances and that you seem to encourage his flirting with your partner. He won’t bring it up, though. He’s more than happy to have the benefits of you two without the real deal, so long as it doesn’t mess things up for him.

-Yes, as expected, you and Pure Vanilla have to proposition him… but you’d already understood that. After so long of your little routine, the two of you feel that it’s time to ask him if he’d like to join your relationship – not as a third, but as a genuine missing part of both of you. He was Pure Vanilla’s soulmate, and you were his other half. Did that not also mean you were Shadow Milk’s other half, too?

-It’s not something he can argue with easily, even with his limitless knowledge. So, with no grievances to speak of and no want to complain, he accepts your proposition, making the three of you an official couple.

-As a couple, you’re a very odd trio. Shadow Milk, despite being on the road to redemption, is still very opposite of Pure Vanilla and yourself. He’s a trickster, and he’s not exactly nice to be around, so other cookies find your relationship to be strange. Whatever makes you happy…

-Shadow Milk thrives on getting under Pure Vanilla’s skin, no matter how much he loves him, so it’s very often that he does something that’ll get the normally patient cookie heated. He’ll do the same to you, but if you tell him off, he’ll stop and listen to you like a good little boyfriend.

-Pure Vanilla usually sighs these little things he does off; he finds it endearing more than exhausting, but he won’t lie and say it doesn’t bother him that Shadow Milk is so well-behaved for you and not him. He pouts and sighs about it, but don’t be fooled, this is just his way of getting you to dote on him and tell Shadow Milk off again.

-Despite how much they care about each other, they are highly competitive. You tend to be the victim of these little competitions of theirs, purely because of how close they are to you.

-The most typical of these is them trying to one-up one another in displays of affection. They’re both big on gift-giving, so you can expect plenty of gifts. If Pure Vanilla gets you a cute little trinket, Shadow Milk is handmaking you a cute little dolly to remind you of him. Shadow Milk gets you flowers, Pure Vanilla has your favorites planted in their own little section in the kingdom gardens. They just have to prove to the other that they’re better at the craft of being your partner.

-Don’t worry, though; they do love each other a lot. This is just how they show their affection to each other. When you are literally with your other half, you get under their skin because you know them so well. Normal affection isn’t easy for either of them, so this is how they chose to show the other they care.

-Shadow Milk is more physically affectionate, while Pure Vanilla is more verbally affectionate. They make up for each other's weak spots in affection toward you, working in tandem to make sure you don’t feel left out or unloved by either party.

-Shadow Milk will carry you around the kingdom or dance around the gardens with you, tugging you close and holding you tightly as if you may disappear from his grasp at any moment. Pure Vanilla hums sweet nothings into your ear, telling you all the things he adores about you, talking to you as if you are the most precious thing on all of earthbread.

-When they are together, you never feel as though you are an outsider to two soulmates, but instead a part of them that they cannot bear to lose. They are both softer to you than they are with each other because they need you to know just how loved you are. If you ever felt left out, I think it would kill the both of them.

-They don’t get jealous of one another – not usually, at least. Shadow Milk has a few stints here and there, but they have trust and respect in each other. However, the jealousy issues they have individually increase quite a bit because they feed off one another a lot.

-Again, they have no real reason to doubt your loyalty, and they do trust you. No other cookie is much of a threat to either of them, but they can’t help it. When they see you smiling and enjoying yourself with someone who isn’t them? They get annoyed, and they express that annoyance to each other, and they mutually agree that they’re totally in the right in their feelings. (Shadow Milk has to press Pure Vanilla on it, but he caves pretty quickly.)

-Shadow Milk is the type to directly insert himself into the situation, making it very clear that you are taken. Pure Vanilla will come in a little later, but also make it very known that you are not on the market, nor will you ever be again. It’s intimidating. Even being in the same area as this goes down is enough to freak the average cookie out.

-They are also very protective of you, but I believe they’re both laxer about your safety when you are together than when you're separate. You have two of the most powerful cookies on earthbread looking after you, they’re pretty confident that you’re gonna be fine. Where one of them might fail, the other picks up the slack. This means they both feel more comfortable leaving you to your own devices. 

-Now, if something happens to you? If a stupid cookie hurts you? Oh, it’s hell to pay. While Pure Vanilla is kind and forgiving, he is less so when it comes to your safety. He won’t stop Shadow Milk when he takes things into his own hands, standing on the side and caring for you as the unfortunately stupid cookie gets their just desserts.

-Now, shall we move on to more fun things? (MDNI PAST THIS POINT)

Y/n sucked into the cookie run kingdom game and transformed into a cookie and is a complete coward...like cookies, if they want y/n to come with them on adventures, have to bribe y/n into coming...or drag them as they scream in fear. They are terrified of plot because they know what happens in the cookie run story and feel like they wouldn't survive....

Buuuuut then, as they progress through the story, more cookies are revealed to love y/n and their presence in general make the cookies...nicer and more focused on making y/n happy than the plot lol. Like they start making sure y/n has their treats, that y/n is having fun, etc!

Cowardice…Pays Off?!

(Is this self aware? Kinda i guess right?)

You aren’t sure how or why this happened. One moment you were just by yourself, ready to play a newly downloaded Cookie Run Kingdom-The Game. You saw a lot of videos about its story and characters, and you wanted to give it a shot since it all seemed so cool!! Then, just as you started the game up, your game glitched and got stuck. The screen of your phone went blank. Then, like a vortex, it pulled you inside of the game and your entire body composition changed. You were flat, smelled appetizing, and you were a lot smaller than you were supposed to be.

You became a cookie…which horrifies you immensely!

Sure, it sounded neat to be surrounded by the characters that you loved, until you realize that you now have to go through the same story as them. A story that you knew most of the outcomes…

As you finally came to, you heard the crashing sounds of asteroids from outside. You studied your surroundings a bit more until you realized: This is the Final Battle of the Dark Flour War, which surely means-

“This is…Oh no, what a horrible sight.”

“The whole place is covered in Cookie crumbs!”

You heard footsteps of 5 cookies approaching you. You vividly remembered there words as the same words from the Final Battle prologue scene. But of course, you were there. And you noticed that the Ancients immediately froze and changed once they saw you.

“Despite the foul stench and scene, it appears that a Cookie made it after all…”

“Ah! W-wait, I-I’m not s-supposed to uh— p-please I-I’m so scared, d-don’t h-hurt me p-please!!” You freaked out at the realization, and buried your face in your knees. Tears welled up in your eyes as you began to weep.

Pure Vanilla Cookie softly approached you and caressed your back. He sat down in front of you and held your arm.

“We promise you, the last thing we’d ever want is to hurt you! You don’t have to worry, we’re here to protect you with our own lives, you have my word! I’m Pure Vanilla Cookie, may I know who you are?”

With how softly and assuring he spoke, you held his hand and nodded.

“Y/N…I’m Y/N.”

You hugged him out of instinct, which definitely surprised the healer, but he didn’t mind at all. He reciprocated the hug and then hugged even tighter…as if he’s been waiting for this specific hug with you for a while

“A-wait! You g-guys have to leave!! D-D-Dark E-Enchantress Cookie is too strong for y-you all!! Y-you won’t win against her!!” You panicked as you remembered the fate that awaited the Ancients. They all looked surprised initially, but then they all looked more determined than ever.

“While your concern is appreciated, we assure that we won’t back down from Dark Enchantress Cookie. We’ll take her down AND make assure your safety at the same time.”

You looked at Golden Cheese Cookie, quietly pleading with her and the other Ancients to not go and fight this battle. They all do their best to reassure and comfort you, hoping that you understand they can’t abandon this fight. One Ancient however, stared at you differently than the others. She looked at you as if…she actually knew who you were…

White Lily Cookie saw you catch onto her staring, and she shook her head to snap back to reality.

“I-I believe we should get ready! W-We need t-to find Dark Enchantress Cookie before she finds us!”

And then, as if on cue, you all notice the sounds of Cake Hounds rapidly charging at you. The Ancients ready themselves to fight, and you trembled as you got to your feet. You hid behind Hollyberry Cookie, tightly holding onto her for dear life and shutting your eyes…until you felt various Cake Hounds nuzzling your legs. You opened your eyes to the cute creatures smiling at you and not hurting you at all, which confused the Ancients.

“Shouldn’t these Cake Hounds be attacking us? These are Dark Enchantress Cookie’s forces, and yet they’re…rolling around and nuzzling us?!”

“It appears they’ve a fondness for Y/N. We could use this to our advantage, let’s move!”

Dark Cacao Cookie scooped you up with one arm and carried you as the Ancients ran to the castle area where Dark Enchantress Cookie was.

You screamed and pleaded to not go with them since you knew what would happen. Since comforting you didn’t seem to work, two Ancients had the bright idea of bribing you to come along.

“Come now Y/N, I promise to gift with riches beyond your dreams after we win this fight! I’ll even let these Cake Hounds be with you, but you’ll spend more time with me, my closest treasure~!”

“I’ll be sure to grace you with the finest berry juice ever! My treat!! You’ll never have to worry with me around, I promise you!!”

You were more relaxed after hearing the offers of Hollyberry Cookie and Golden Cheese Cookie. After a while, you noticed everyone had stopped moving. You slowly looked up in horror…Dark Enchantress Cookie was waiting there.

“And so, upon the ruins of your home we finally meet. And it would appear…that you brought an uninvited guest~.”

…She was talking about you. You met your worried eyes with hers, but she didn’t look at you with malice. More she looked down at you like a mother would a little child…and you had no clue how to react.

Pure Vanilla Cookie stood in front of you, and had hardened gaze on Dark Enchantress Cookie.

“Dark Enchantress Cookie! What is the meaning of this?”

“Now, now. No need to be so hostile. In fact, I have a…proposition for you lot.”

“Proposition? What nonsense are you rambling about now?”

Dark Enchantress Cookie focused her gaze on you. You hid behind Pure Vanilla Cookie, but Dark Enchantress’s eyes never stopped following your movements.

“I would like to believe that we have a common interest. The Cookie that you’re shielding - Y/N I believe was your name, no? - There’s something about them that’s quite incredible, wouldn’t you say~?”

“What…w-w-what are y-you getting a-at?!” You decided to speak, or more stutter, for yourself.

“I’m saying I believe we’ve all taken an interest in you. Dare I say, we can come to a deal: I’ll cease my own vision for the world in exchange for the safety and prosperity of Y/N. Does that sound alright with you?”

You were very reluctant to respond, mostly because of how much you were taken aback by this. Is this really the same Dark Enchantress Cookie you remember?! Apparently, the Ancients had the same conflicted expressions. None of them truly knew what to say about this ordeal.

“Can we really trust her words? This could easily be just another scheme-“

“I AM serious about this, mind YOU! It’s abundantly clear none of us want Y/N in any kind of danger, and I can see it clearly in your eyes—all of us feel a special attraction to them, despite the odd circumstance~. There’s no reason to lie about it.”

You looked to the rest of the Ancients in anticipation. You had zero idea what the right answer was, if there was one, but you just prayed that you wouldn’t be hurt in any way.

“…..Fine then. For the sake of all Cookiekind, and for Y/N, we’ll trust you. But know this Dark Enchantress Cookie, we will fight you again if you ever back down from your word!”

“Hah, you won’t have to look forward to it~…”

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It’s been a while since then, and you still have no idea how to feel about your situation.

On one hand, literally nothing wants to harm you in any way. Every Cookie you’ve met has been extremely kind and generous to you, even if they’re evil aligned. The Bear Jellies are so warm and welcoming, and the Sugar Gnomes have virtually become your best supportive friends. Not to mention the Cake Hounds being head over heels for you, which you reciprocated the love for them.

On the other hand…there always seemed to be some small layer of tension whenever Dark Enchantress Cookie comes to see you. She’s always super nice to you, giving you immense affection that at times seems out of character.

Of course, the Ancients always get slightly agitated when Dark Enchantess Cookie visits. Especially Golden Cheese Cookie and White Lily Cookie, who really got upset whenever Dark Enchantress took you away from them.

Granted, White Lily made some sense with her relationship with Dark Enchantress.

But Golden Cheese really took offense to whenever you’re attention was taken off of her

In any sense, the most confusing thing was whenever the Cookies wanted to take you on adventures. Mainly the Gingerbrave gang.

You were incredibly scared of going with them, mostly because you knew of the danger of their adventures and thought you’d either be harmed or get in their way.

Whenever a Cookie invites you to travel with them, they always make sure your safety is prioritized. Sometimes they’ll try to bribe you with treats, gifts, or rewards if you tag along.

But sometimes, they’ll abandon their plans just to be with you and make sure you’re comfortable.

yes, yes i took time out of my life to make this. Why? Cause my Adhd demands it. So have fun with my crk brain vomit, and I have more stuff for this au.

So yes I turned all our faves into ponies, and of course our fave Y/n dragon is in this.

I had so much fun drawing shadow milk and the many forms he will go through as he goes through his story, from corruption to redemption.

Lily is getting a redesign!

Upbeat song that sounds like they're getting ready for battle? Imagine our oc's and blorbos singing that as they prepare to defend us when we can't defend ourselves.

Listening to a down beat and sad song on a rainy day while feeling sad? Imagine our oc's and blorbos singing that song to comfort us as they give us hugs while we cry...

So, idk if u would do this request... (İt's ok if you don't want to do it, it's completely fine!) But what if...

Y/N was a angelic, parental figure to Ancient/Beast Cookies that they adored pretty much and now they having a lovely reunion after a long time? I can imagine Y/N being a very huge cookie with fluffy and long white hair that's hugging their children and giving them comfort kisses on the head like every mother does! (⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠✿⁠)

Also, THERE'S A ROBBER SQUİD ON THE LOSE! CATCH İT!!!

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"reunion" ancients/beasts & motherly!reader

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the wind carried a scent of old magic: faint vanilla, scorched earth, golden dunes, forgotten flour… and tears unshed.

you stood amidst the blooming glade, the soft earth barely enough to cradle your massive form. your silhouette shimmered faintly with divine light, long white hair cascading down like waterfalls of silk, brushed gently by the breeze. wings no longer needed, but still ever-present in memory, you waited, sensing the stirrings of hearts you had once held close.

and then, one by one, they came.

pure vanilla cookie was the first, golden staff trembling in his grasp. his soft gaze locked with yours, and shattered. he dropped the staff and ran to you like the smallest child once more, eyes wide and glistening. you knelt, arms open, and caught him in a loving embrace.

"my little light," you whispered into his hair, placing a kiss on his crown. "you still shine."

he hiccupped a sob. "i thought i’d never feel this warmth again…"

hollyberry cookie crashed through the trees like a storm, shield discarded, arms spread wide. "i knew you’d come back!" she shouted, tackling you in a joyous, crushing hug.

you laughed, a sound like chimes carried on the wind. "my brave berry," you said, pressing a kiss between her curls. "still charging ahead without fear."

next came golden cheese cookie, half sulking, half radiant. "you took forever, you know…" but her voice cracked, and before another word passed, she melted into your embrace.

"my radiant treasure," you murmured, smoothing her golden hair. "even the stars would envy your shine."

a quiet hush followed, broken only by the softest footsteps.

white lily cookie stood at the edge, hesitant. shadows clung to her like wilted petals. you reached for her gently. "my sweet blossom… come home."

she trembled. "i don’t… deserve this."

but you cupped her face, thumb brushing her cheek. “you always did."

she wept into your shoulder as you held her, light dispelling the darkness moment by moment.

then came the rumble of thunderous footsteps: dark cacao cookie, stiff and quiet. he stood for a long moment, watching you, unreadable behind solemn eyes. but the moment you whispered his name, "my quiet strength," he knelt before you and bowed his head into your chest like a weary knight.

you held him tighter than the blade he once wielded. "you carried so much. let me hold you now."

behind him walked mystic flour cookie, ethereal and pale. "i thought i abandoned all desire… but why does seeing you hurt?" she asked, her voice barely a breath.

you smiled softly, pulling her close despite her resistance. "even apathy longs for home."

burning spice cookie emerged like a flame reborn, snarling as if to ward off weakness. "pathetic weaklings, shedding tears over this!" he shouted, which you were beginning to think that was just his regular tone. but you only opened your arms wider, undeterred.

"you’re still my wildfire," you told him, planting a firm kiss to his brow. "always burning. but you don't need to burn alone."

he collapsed into your hold, a slight sniffling noise present as he trembled.

eternal sugar cookie and silent salt cookie were the next to appear. the latter attempted to act too tough for your embrace, but the former welcomed and returned it, making you almost concerned that she could melt into a puddle while in your arms. "wouldn't it be nice to stay like this forever?" she wondered aloud.

lastly, the shadows curled and twisted. shadow milk cookie appeared like a mirage, smirking with practiced flair. "you’ve returned just in time for the grand finale," he said. "though perhaps i’m not who you remember…"

"of course you are," you said, embracing him even as he flinched. "my sweet trickster. every mask you wear, i see beneath."

for once, the smile faltered. "you always did ruin my illusions," he whispered. and he let himself be held.

you gathered them all in your arms, a celestial constellation of broken, brilliant souls. you kissed every forehead, every crown, humming a lullaby from a time only you remembered.

"my precious ones," you whispered. "my children. you’ve wandered so long, fought so hard. but you’re here. you’re safe. and i love you."

a pause.

then pure vanilla cookie spoke, voice hushed. "…can we stay? just for a little while?"

you wrapped your arms tighter around them.

"for as long as you need."

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