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I am so sick of being sad!!! okay brain!!! I get it!!! shit happened!!! stop being so melodramatic it’s over now. we still gotta, like…live n shit!!!

that gamer feel when……ur gaming

explain

only gamers will get this

people actually just remember their childhood?? like it’s a memory for them and not just a giant blur??? then can easily pin point events?? that sounds crazy, y'all wildin

i diagnose you with i love you

my son refuses to call me dad, only calls me “OP” 

Optimistic nihilism only lads

The universe is an open ended sandbox rpg. There’s no end goal. You can only get achievements. Some of them include making other people happy

salmonella isn’t fucking real you incel

i love it when the lesbians come online 

cum has drastically improved the quality of my life tbh like sure im failing classes and have no friends but at least my skin is smooth and i smell good

who changed this from piss to cum??? i hate this