hhn confessions

blows the dust off this thing

Albert is a hot grandpa and he’s half the reason i got into old men.🧍🏻‍♂️✨

Unpopular opinion: the more scary looking hhn icons are probably actually really good to their s/os (ex. the usher/minister of evil)

The director looks like an evil fucked up Lupin III/lh

Rises from my grave

HELP WHY ARE THE ASKS ON HERE SUDDENLY GETTING REALLY INTENSELY SEXUAL WHAT HAPPENED

I have fantasized about the director possessing me and transforming me into him, like physically and mentally, being his vessel. Having my body be warped into what he looked like as my thoughts and memories are shoved off the control deck-

I wish there was more Caretaker NSFW out there. We got a full on silver dilf who’s probably had two wives and a good couple children including Cindy meaning he’s probably packing something and yet all there is is the film fucks and Chance cock? GIVE ME SILVER DILF DICK PLEEEEEEEEEEEASE

okay so if jack got immortality by getting oddfellow’s blood on him, this would theoretically extend to other bodily fluids as well ala comics spiderman right? anyways. in theory. if i sucked his di-

I feel like there's a shocking and distinct lack of old man yaoi within the HHN space, and I feel like someone's gotta fix it at some point. Like. Come on. Where's the old guys with something wrong with them?

I have a need. A fucking NEED. For Oddfellow praise. Not even in a sexual way. I just think it would heal me.

Paulo is a white crusty dog that only likes one person and would either bark or bite everyone else

Jack’s ass is one of the fattest of the other icons, only one with a better ass than him is Chance and Luck and he knows how to show it off