princess ❤

get out

ommmmmfffggggggg

lol I thought that was me.

i dont know how to tell you this but youre a white girl every day for the rest of your life

When ur hair won’t listen to you and its a mess and ur just like ???? I grew you myself??? I gave you life and this is how you repay me??

is that how parents feel

i’ll never understand how something as simple as eyebrows can change literally everything about your appearance

i’m on a seafood diet. i only eat seafood

that’s not how the joke goes lmao

do my weight loss goals seem like a fucking joke to you

One time my roommate’s boyfriend tried to break up with her and she literally said “not today, Greg.” And that’s the story of how they’re still together after 3 years.

Simply inspiring.

r u from europe because europiece of shit