i dont speak cool kid

I feel like a horse with no name is probably the best song in the world. Not even my Favorite song just the best

happy pride month everybody

the entire point of life is to be silly, kind, and really weird btw.

I'm not just a monsterfucker I also love them romantically

the lion does not concern herself with papa

it’s scary how many people think they want to die when really they want to start living 

sext: hey i’m genuinely wondering how youre doing

it really is fucking pathetic that a country with more guns than people can't hit one guy

if this is how you found out there was an active shooter at the White House yesterday I'm sorry

Me: oh it's this post again. Wait. Why does it say "posted 37 minutes ago"