HEY ROONEY

Azealia:

them: u can’t just cut people out of ur life

I can’t get you out of my head,

I just want you here in my bed

‘Cause I really need you near me

and holy jesus it’s the twilight zone of rich people

this is the room service menu. guess how much a bowl of cereal costs. like, not fancy cereal, I mean a bowl of unadulterated cheerios.

…

whatever you guessed, you were wrong, it’s ten fucking dollars

oh but maybe you want something even less interesting. oatmeal’s like, what, 50 cents a bag?

JUST KIDDING IT’S ALSO TEN BUCKS

do you want something with protein? how about eggs? okay, that can be a little expensive, there’s egg shortage and labor’s involved and look, whatever number you’re guessing in your head, it’s NOT HIGH ENOUGH

oh but it’s fancy because it has ~woodland mushrooms~

do you want to know how much a glass of milk costs? GUESS HOW MUCH A GLASS OF FUCKING MILK COSTS. I’LL WAIT.

FUCKING SEVEN DOLLARS. do you know how much that is? right now, a gallon of milk is like three dollars at walmart. I could buy TWO GALLONS OF MILK AND A GLASS TO DRINK IT WITH for the price of this shit.

I finally understand this gif. this is how rich people actually think. holy fuck.