This Is Just...Me

You can say “it is what it is,” but when you say “it’s what it’s” you get weird looks.

Shrek came out 13 years ago

I didn’t know shrek was gay

showering with someone is probably the most intimate way of being with someone like you’re there you’re naked you’re vulnerable and you just let them be with you there’s so many things to be self conscious about and none of it even matters you’re skin on skin water dripping down you it’s not as smooth as it is in movies but it’s still so good tracing their body with your finger feeling every inch of them it’s so insanely beautiful

For any high school students out there wondering what college professors are like

me af

sign me the fuck up

kinda weird that u can think about someone as much as u want and they have no idea

beep beep

how this cat go beep beep?

OH MY GOD IT GOES BEEP BEEP

I’m hyperventilating

Why does she sound like blent girl