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The phrase vas deferens popped in my head today. I couldn't remember what it was, so I googled it. Don't google vas deferens.

How would the human race differ if we could internally generate oxygen?

I feel like some tire tread patterns are just thrown together with no scientific thought whatsoever.

A gang of birds showed up about an hour ago in the valley next door and it sounds like they're in the middle of some turf war.

Famous last word: Whoops.

Is it not incredible that there are still glaciers on the surface of Earth left over from the ice age?

I made a crucial discovery while cooking dinner last night that proves whether or not the stove must be on to boil water. More details later.

If there was one person I trusted on the internet, it would be anyone giving away free food on Craigslist.

I think I’m going to jump ahead to the year 2025 and watch every superhero and Star Wars movie in chronological order. If anyone cares to join me, I’ll be leaving tonight at 8 PST.

I decided if I ever have a son, I will name him Buttons and will train him to be an MMA fighter.