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CASSANDRA

Whet

Whæt

imagine having money wow i just got chills

i hate that post that’s like “what you named your stuffed animal as a kid is a personality test” cause the only notably named “stuffed animal” i had as a kid was one of those wretched baby dolls w hard plastic head feet and hands and a soft fabric body and i kept him fully nude at all times and often hurled him across the room just to hear the plastic THOCK against linoleum and his name was Bigfoot Larry so whatever that says about me i don’t wanna know

sorry i have bubonic plague i can’t hang out tonight

aw rats

oh to be a mouse with a sardine tin for a bed

too many fuckn degrees outside

yeah dude fuck those college kids

it’s really august huh… like 8 whole months have passed……….. disgusting

Hotel: trivago 🏢

remember when zayn was like “Z016🙌🏽👏🏽” and then did literally nothing groundbreaking the entire year

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Me