All fades away

Can I just say? We as a society really need to stop pretending that beer is like…good and has a taste other than two day old pee mixed lightly with flat champagne. Like I get that it’s easy to get in large quantities at parties, bars or cheap ass theme parks. But we have to draw the line at describing it as having “notes of jasmine, lemon, honey and cracked pepper” it’s full on propaganda and I’m sooo over it.

What is your drink of choice then, princess? I don’t subscribe either way – I don’t really drink. But beer has always just tasted like bread soda to me, which isn’t like, a crime, but by no means does it have ‘notes’ of anything.

It's probably the French jumping out of me, but wine. Usually the sweeter kind like cherry or plum, but I'll drink anything. Maybe if it was advertised as beer soda, I'd find it less vile? Like an alcoholic version of La Croix, y'know? Sure it says it's "flavored" and some people claim to taste it, but we all know there's nothing really there but fizz and the suggestion of a flavor.

Can I just say? We as a society really need to stop pretending that beer is like…good and has a taste other than two day old pee mixed lightly with flat champagne. Like I get that it’s easy to get in large quantities at parties, bars or cheap ass theme parks. But we have to draw the line at describing it as having “notes of jasmine, lemon, honey and cracked pepper” it’s full on propaganda and I’m sooo over it.

You clearly have never had good beer if you think it can’t taste like any of those things. A Steigl Zitrone? Doesn’t even taste like beer. It’s so light and sparkly and does taste lemony. American beer is shit, first of all. It’s kinda like how champagne isn’t actually champagne unless it comes from Champagne? Same with beer. Germany and Belgium make the best beer. 

I have definitely had what some would consider "good" beer and while there are some exceptions. The vast majority of it is absolutely garbage and I don't like to chance it. Also I really like not drinking like a frat boy.

There’s a lot of internet culture I didn’t know I was missing out on until I met Bonnie. Now I feel like I’ve been indoctrinated into this massive online world that had just been passing me by for years. I think I’ve watched seven vine compilations in the past two days. 

Bro! What!!! You did not tell me you've never seen any vine compilations before! Fuck, every day I learn something new about how much cooler than you I am. I watch them with Mairi like all the time. I have to show you the video of her recreating the chicken wing vine!