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the translation is significantly more Soviet in tone than the original, which is great
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the translation is significantly more Soviet in tone than the original, which is great

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i’m dying that robert downey jr posted this on his official facebook 😂😂😂
At the end of a relationship, it is the one who is not in love that makes the tender speeches.
Alain de Botton, Essays in Love (via fyp-philosophy)
there’s a guy in one of my classes who i am secretly battling for dominance over by wearing awful hipster outfits. i dont know if he is thinking the same thing but regardless i intend to win
i thought i won today when i walked into class wearing my awful 1995 figure skating tour of the world (sponsored by campbells soup) t-shirt, mom jeans, and 1980 moscow olympics-theme denim jacket but then he had to walk in wearing a donald duck jacket with matching donald duck socks like what a fucking power move

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… These kids will rule the world.
THE LAST ONE THO.
these children are perfect
BETTER LATE THAN PREGNANT
there is none so blind as Stevie Wonder
glorious.
a Miss is as good a a Mr.
a bird in the hand is going to poop on you
fbi agent: want to work for the fbi
me: ok but can i work in the xfiles department
fbi agent: there is no xfiles department
me: i gotcha
me: [winks]
fbi agent:
so my brother was telling me about this human resources certification he attended a while ago. in a panel, the panelist asked a bunch of people in attendance, “who here knows if an applicant for a job is right for it in under 60 seconds?”
hands shot up around the room, people smug about their ability to “weed out the riff-raff” when it came to hiring for their fortune 500.
“you should all be fired and probably in jail,” they said, waiting for the whole room to get uncomfortable, then continued, “because the only things you can really learn about a human being in under 60 seconds are all things that are fueled by prejudices and biases covered by american law. so now, i will teach you how to stop being racist, sexist, judgmental assholes and hire people that will better your company of employ.”
I need this to be force taught at all companies
This is a good example of why study after study after study has shown that discrimination against racialized people looking for work is very real. Oh, and don’t get too smug if you’re not in the USA - similar studies have shown that the same shit happens in Canada, Germany, the UK, Sweden - basically in every country you can think of.
There are two types of ‘tired’, I suppose. One is a dire need of sleep, the other is the dire need of peace.
Anonymous (via wnq-anonymous)

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…One day—preferably when we’re both blind drunk—we can talk about it.
J.D. Salinger, Franny and Zooey (via wordsnquotes)
My mom and Aric called me a fuck up because my 3 yr old gets cranky and whiny when she’s tired. I keep making stupid mistakes at work that I haven’t made before in the 2 yrs I’ve been there. Aric blames me for why we aren’t close and lovey anymore. I feel like I’m not home with the girls enough and I’m always tired when I am. Between work and home, I’m about to just give up on everything.
I won’t glorify or romanticize heartbreak, for me it was a kind of death and I was forced to keep living.
Warsan Shire (via wordsnquotes)
HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE
MAKE A WISH
the first post ever on tumblr
I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK
WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK
reblog this because it shows up every blue moon
I FOUND IT ✊
I WAS SO SCARED IT WOULDNT BE THE ORIGINAL
Who first posted this?
I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO END WITH A MEME OR SOME SHIT NO IT’S THE REAL ONE OH MY GOD
Wishing I’ll do well on my finals ✨
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I unno what meme this is, but I’m here for this.
It’s called the Millennial Falcon
Rebloggin’ the Millennial Falcon
The absurdity of someone who can't take care of the kids while in a relationship with the mother, suggesting "shared parenting" is unreal. You don't take care of them now, how are you gonna do it by yourself 🙄