the road to ruin

Wouldn’t that be a little weird?

Maybe a little. Instead of cuddling, you and I can play video games. Sound better?

Aww, I'm so disappointed. Look how sad you've made me.

Am I allowed? — though I can’t promise I won’t fall asleep on you.

Of course you're allowed. Now c'mere and warm me up, I'm freezing.

I’ve considered it, but I don’t wanna just outright accuse anyone before I’ve gathered enough evidence. I’m hoping to catch one of them in the act first.

Good plan. We should set up a stakeout. We can pretend to be asleep and then.... gotcha!

I don’t always blame you! Though I will say, my money’s on one of the boys, cause they were responsible last tour.

You're probably right. Have you tried, you know, asking them? Might help.

I would have thought you’d keep dancing.

I just don't think I have the natural talent for it. If you think I do, maybe I'll practice some more.

You just need some work but don’t worry, in no time with some practice, you’ll get there.

Time? Practice?? Natural talent or no talent, that's my opinion.

Alright, who’s been putting their rubbish in the empty bunk on the bus, hm?

It wasn't me this time, I swear! Why do you always blame me?

I had too much to drink.

You okay, mate? Need anything? A glass of water? A soft place to lie down?

You're lucky, then. I definitely can't.

Than be a poet? I don’t know, I just thought it was cute to hear an unplanned rhyme.

Maybe I'll give it a try sometime. I've written a few lyrics but nothing spectacular. I'll apply myself some more.

That rhymed, so you should be a rapper.

Good lord, I'd be a terrible rapper. I can never think on my feet. I can just imagine how bad it would be.

How about I pay for the chocolate, and you give it to me, pretending you bought it.

Works for me. Next time your brain's about to burst, shoot me a text first.

We wouldn’t and if it happened, you should just pamper me with chocolate and something I do understand.

I'd think about it. Chocolate's expensive though. I don't get paid enough for that.