(no)

never understood people who let candy melt in their mouth. ill bite down on a damn jolly rancher because i lack the patience 

It’s like a dishwasher

i dont understand even a little bit thank you

ask your doctor what the fuck

March 22 2019 is gonna be CRAZY

There’s no op because this post was sent from god himself

Ominous positivity

You will be okay. You have no choice.

Everything will turn out fine. You cannot stop it.

You will succeed. It is inevitable.

You’ve got this. It is written.

this is going to end in your favor, and you can’t do fuck-all to stop it.

two sick horses evaluating an orb

my mom has finally understood the concept of how to use “tea” as slang, but only kind of. she came into my room and said “jessie, i have tea today” and i was obviously like what happened but as it turns out she just thinks tea means information so she told me that she got avocadoes on sale. that was the tea. 

the height of men’s fashion was whatever the hell was going on with pants and collared shirts in the 70s

He was right look at men today