Lumos

"No one wants to work anymore." Damn right brother. If I could sit in a beautiful field for 40 hours every week of my singular precious life I would

One of my biggest problems with analyzing media is that I’ll learn the reasons that a character has grown to become such a horrible person or do such horrible things, and instead of thinking, “Hey, I mean, I get it, but there’s no excuse for this kind of behavior,” I’ll be like, “No, I get it. They should have been worse, actually. Completely justified. Carry on.”

You just know his ass is saying roo roo

Severus Snape after claiming he is not attached to Lily's cat.

You're laughing. We've just witnessed the event that's gonna kick off the Salem Witch Trials 2 and you're laughing.

Capitalism. Specifically, companies can't market to children, and it's easier to resell a metal shoebox than a building with any level of identity.

that last one is where Courage the Cowardly Dog lives

it's okay if you as a lesbian want to fuck the straight blonde popstar but you can't be pretending she's a lesbian too girl at least make it a lesbian corruption kink or some shit

i never remember that renesmee's birthday is on 9/11 until bella's rolls around on the 13th and to this day i can't believe stephenie actually did that. she sat down and said no it has to play out like this. she wrote herself into a corner, she had to have her main character give birth on 9/11. in 2006

happy birthday nessie