Smile For The Camera

The Entire Riverdale Fandom:

Host: So, something you can say about season two?

Cole: I get a dog!

Roberto: Nooo spoilers!!!

Sarah: Cole has asked about Hot Dog more than anyone has ever asked about anything!

Roberto: The biggest fight I had with any actor on this stage, was with Cole, about Hot Dog. I was like, this is gonna break the artistic collaboration that I have with Cole. We didn’t talk for like three days. I was like, are we ever gonna get past this dog thing?

Cole: There was a breed issue.

deciding that he was happier spreading laughter and fun by working alongside his brother at the shop than he ever was an auror

making jokes about his weight gain in order to make his family laugh

trying to become more familiar with the muggle world for hermione’s sake

crying the day hugo gives him a drawing of dad with my hero written in big letters at the top 

rose always calls for dad whenever she sees a spider because he’ll always come and kill it for her despite his arms shaking when he reaches for it

ron almost always forgets his anniversary but it doesn’t really bother hermione since he’s always setting up dates for them whenever she can find the time to take off work

ron listening to harry talk about his nightmares during the middle of the night over a cup of hot chocolate

putting the birthday card on fred’s grave because george can never bring himself to go to the cemetary during their birthday

molly teaching ron how to make cakes so he can make them for the kids and hermione on their birthday

making sure that his kids know how proud of them he is because he never wants them experiencing the same self esteem issues he has

Good News: We didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith.

Bad News: My boss finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory™. I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute girls.

Good News: A cute girl saw me do it.

forcing an earing through a closed piercing

taking off tight clothes and rubbing the indents they left on your skin 

human sacrifice