Hexy

Wei Wuxian: I love you. Lan Wangji: How many people have you said that to? Wei Wuxian: Everyone. Lan Wangji: What? Wei Wuxian: I told everyone that I love you.

porn is bad because [christian talking point] and [alt-right study] and [misunderstood neurochemistry] and of course [feature of capitalism]

thank you SO MUCH for reminding me about [feature of patriarchy] and [problem caused by lack of kids' sex ed] random tumblr user in the notes! louder for those in the back!

The adult content warning on this post is really just the icing on the cake

Chappell Roan, who left her talent agency when she found out the Ceo was in the Epstein Files, is getting more hate than people in the actual Epstein files. Pedophiles are currently presidents and starting wars, wife beaters are getting awards and selling out stadiums, but a lesbian who is not the nicest most cheerful person 24/7 is the actual devil and getting banned from performing. I think she should be meaner. Let her be the nastiest bitch in the world. Maybe more women will wake up from the fucking trance this world has put us through and realise being "not nice" is not the biggest crime in the world.

May Lucifer bless your tits to be lush, pussy poppin' and cock fat.

religious psychosis might be the move

Wei Wuxian: Okay, here’s the plan. First, we set off the fire alarms- Lan Sizhui: Wei-qianbei, we can’t set off an alarm if there’s no fire, we’ll get in trouble! Wei Wuxian: Okay, fine. First, we’ll start a fire-

Lan Wangji: I really love the phrase “with all due respect” because it doesn’t specify how much respect is due. Could be none. Bitch.