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Spirit Quartz 

Inspired by The Phantom of the Opera A simple spell to remove someone’s mask aka to see clearly how much a person is two faced towards you. This spell is an act of the person revealing themselves.

Supplies: - a picture of the person you suspect - a cloth (or piece of paper) to lay over above the picture (or object) note: best not to use a black cloth/darker pattern cloth - black candle (and lighter/matches) - a black marker (something you can write with)

Steps: - On your altar/working space, take the picture (or object) and place it in the center of your working. - On the cloth (or paper) draw the person’s face but in glamoured manner. This is the facade they are showing you, so make it as a beautiful representation of them as you can. - On the picture of the person, make the face look twisted, deformed, distorted, ugly, whatever your heart desires. This is the true feelings they have towards you. - Once done, place the cloth over the picture - Light the black candle - Focus on the intent of this spell. Remember all the times you realized they didn’t mean what they said they did. Remember all the clues you found to the person not being truthful with you. Use that pain to feed the spell and release it. - Recite the following: “Past the point of no return; No backward glances; The games we’ve played till now are at an end. Past all thought of if or when; No use resisting; Abandon thought and let the dream descend….” - With a flick of your wrist, remove the cloth from the picture with haste. - Say aloud the following: “I no longer am fooled by your facade. We’re past the point of no return. Show your true intentions you fraud! This lesson may you truly learn.” - Take whatever max has melted form your candle and place it on top of your picture, making sure to cover their disfigured face.

Try…

Paint your nails with color magic

Check on your plant babies

Tea/Coffee spells

Try a new tarot spread in a reading

Go for a walk and observe the world around you

Bath/shower spells

Go make your bed and cleanse it 

Tech or emoji spells

phone cleansing

Doodle some new sigils

Pray/offer things to your deities 

Clean something physically and spiritually 

Baking or other kitchen witchery

Exercise for strength and flowing movement 

Witchcraft is not a competitive sport. 

You lose nothing by being pleasant to another witch and accepting that their practice is their practice.

You don’t have to explain how your rituals are better, your altar is more correct, your gods (or lack of gods) makes your practice better, your tools are more authentic. We have no podium for you to stand on. No gold medals to give you. No accolades to award you.

There is nothing to win, but there is always something to lose

- eat pomegranates

- walk barefoot in nature

- ignore men

- smell the flowers

- wear long flowy dresses

- bathe in honey

- find peace in solitude

- leave your hair wild

the-wiccans-glossary:

Amethyst - Relaxes, reasserts boundaries.

Charoite - Treats sleep apnea, sleep talking, sleep walking, and irregular sleeping patterns.

Smoky Quartz - Grounding, protects against nightmares.

Rainbow Obsidian - Gently transmutes negative energy, brings peace.

Rose Quartz - Calms emotions, thoughts, and feelings that keep you awake.

Labradorite - Mutes worries and fears that prevent sleep or cause nightmares.

Malachite - Treats insomnia.

Calcite (any colour) - Wards nightmares.

The Wiccan’s Glossary

Selenite

Catching jobs with honey

You know where you want to work and you have applied to an opening. When it comes to the decision process you want them to be sweet on you.

What you will need: 1) Honey or syrup in a cute container 2) Business card(s) for the hiring manager(s) 3) Your resume 4) A green cloth 5) Gold or yellow string or ribbon

Lay out the cloth and lay the business cards and resume on it. Then lay the honey or syrup container on top and roll the cloth around the package and tie it with the string.

As you are setting the objects you are feeling with your body energy reaching out to the hiring manager. You are sending them good and sticky thoughts about you. You imagine the taste of the syrup in your mouth while you say “your own name–is hired.” Three times as you roll the package and tie it closed. Set it on your working altar or in a safe drawer or box.

This is a tool you will continue to use through out the interview and hiring process. You will add to it based on intuition as things progress.

And once you have the job you will continue to treasure this charm and add to it as you prepare to ask for raises, time off or promotions.

Iman Meskini’s Instagram Story - May 8, 2018

Sometimes you just don’t know where to start! I hope that this post will help some beginner green witches 💚

Beginner-Friendly Plants :

Dandelions - Good friends! They are plentiful and they help the environment so much. Often mistaken for weeds! They can be used in wish spells or divination

Marigolds - Very, very easy to grow. Repels all kinds of pests, wonderful to have a hedge of in your garden! Good in spells concerning legal matters and protection.

Spider plants - Kind, air-purifying friends that happily grow anywhere. They produce so many pups, you’ll really only need to buy one! Good for spells concerning warding, banishing, and cleansing (of oneself or a room)

Succulents (esp Echeveria and Sempervivum) - They need little more than a sunny window and periodic watering, and they are so nice to have around! Good for spells concerning the home and protection (of said home, or loved ones)

Tomatoes - If you’re starting a garden, it’s pretty hard to screw up tomatoes (it’s okay if you do, tho, I did too.) You get delicious fruit and once they’re done, they can be plowed back into the soil for nutrients. Good for spells involving love and fertility (more than just making children!)

Lettuce - Easy to propagate from storebought produce (though it’s better to start from a seed) and it’s delicious! (Spray it with garlic water to keep pests off, surround with marigold hedge.) Good for spells involving wealth and self love

Advice :

Remember to water your plants! This is something even I forget to do, so it’s important building healthy habits

Don’t use pesticide/herbicide! They’re super, super awful for the environment. There are tons of natural alternatives

I can personally vouch for the Epsom salts, vinegar, and dish soap herbicide recipe!

These aren’t the only plants you’re limited to, I encourage you to branch out

Look into companion planting, your babes will help protect each other. There are lots of great charts

Astrology has lots of guides for when to plant your babes, if you’re into that (I am)

Talking and singing to your plants does in fact help them grow. Even if you’re bad at it, or don’t know what to say. They enjoy listening

Green thumbs, red palms

No one is born with a green thumb. I have killed my fair share of plants, I have stumbled and fallen in my craft. But I’ve been at it for a while! You’ll get there, I promise

Have no mercy when pulling weeds or killing pests in your garden

If your plants die even when you’re doing everything right, they have taken a curse or ill will in your place

Prune your plants (especially your house plants) often. They help to get bad vibes from your home, so it gets stored in the dead bits

The First Spell! tagged as garden-witchcraft’s grimoire from now on!

💟Love Spell Jar💟

💟Intent: the relationship between my love and I will grow and thrive

💟Ingredients: dried and ground rose petals (love and growth) sugar (sweetness) cinnamon (spice up your love life!)

💟Instructions: Focus on the significance of each ingredient as you mix the ingredients together. Speak your intent as you add the ingredients to the jar.

💟Tips: This spell is for an already established relationship, not to attract love. Be sure to ask for consent from your lover! I would reccomend using something to represent yourself and something to represent them. I used a tarot card on either side of my work space. I have a card that I assosciate with myself and a card for my love, so I used those. You can use the Emperor and the Empress, two of the suit cards, or if you prefer ungendered cards, use the sun and the moon or the moon and the stars. Feel free to light candles, throw rose quartz everywhere while you work, whatever you need to do! When the jar is finished, place it in a space that is significant to you both 💖

Hey friends! I’m pretty excited to announce that I just opened my Etsy store! Several months ago I injured my hands and have been unable to work as a seamstress (doctors orders). I have been working very hard to find a new way to get to be creative and still generate an income!

Follow the link to find an assortment of witchy goods from my coven to yours!

Hello again, I was asked for this a bit ago but I didn’t make a proper post, so I’m making a proper post now that I’m able to get to my computer!  (Currently living in Canada!) So here we go (I will start with the obvious ones ~ 1. Here is my Amazon Wishlist – there is cat stuff, household items, makeup, books, etc. The books are part of my newly discovered heritage, I love makeup, I have cats who are my children, I also have a house and laundry detergent can be expensive. (also if you buy something and you’re in the US it will cost less bc these prices are in CAD and will convert at check out) 2. Tip Jar – I can’t work where I am, so my wife is alone to work and support us so donations are always incredibly helpful, it will likely go towards groceries, my cat’s monthly medicine, etc.  3.  Anything you can tell me about the umbrella of Celtic gods, goddesses, mythology and folklore. Like I said before, I’ve recently discovered my heritage and I have ancestors from every single Celtic country other than the Isle of Man, so I haven’t quite chosen which part I want to stick to or study at the moment. So anything you can tell me, blogs you can rec to me, books, sites, even telling me about who you work with in that umbrella!  4. Any sort of tarot, oracle, aura, rune, whatever you do reading. I always love hearing what other people see for me.

5. You can draw me/my witchsona. I love that shit and I cry when people do it. 6. Any new Netflix recommendations, book recs, music playlists, etc– I’m always searching for something new!  7. You can send me photos of your animals, because literally nothing makes me happy like animals do.  8. You can buy one of my shirts/stickers/mugs etc. I haven’t added anything in a whiiiile, but they still exist! I get about 4-5$ per item! 

9. You can buy someone else something from their list and tell me about it bc I love knowing what other people are getting for gifts hahahah.

I think that’s about it?? I could put like “donate your time”, “be nice to someone” but this is me just hoping you are doing that anyway?  If there is something else that you’d like to send me/tell me about/etc etc let me know! Also please, no one is by any means required or expected to gift me ANYTHING, but I was asked about this a few times since I had one last year! 

xoxo Em