dreams in colour

i will say that i did try a hair removal spell once, and while sure the only thing i lost was my eyebrows for a month, but... i forget the point i was trying to make.

every day i am tempted to cut off all my hair with a sword like you see in media but i am (allegedly) smart enough to realize this is not a good idea.

hey @g1addy delete that please.

love when i come online and the app is like "here's some stuff you've missed :)" and it's like one of you being mentally ill or a reblog of some posts about cum. like thank you for keeping me in the loop!

@hercaeus how did you deal with it?

my teacher will send me off on dangerous requests without telling me and just goes "Oh you lived? Damn, I lost money on that bet..." after seeing me walk in bloody and beaten because it'll be something like retrieve this item and she won't tell me it's inside a giant acidic worm with giant mini worm monsters inside it or something.

tried to drive away from a demon the other day in someone's pt cruiser i came across only to realize that i cannot drive and that went about as well as you could imagine.

yes i am still alive and yes my muscles are still powerful.

my swords are as big as my heart.

sometimes i will remember that there used to be pictures of me and my family hanging out with the pope when i was little and it’s a lot to process in hindsight.