HERCULES

The Olympians are petty and violent and take issue with most things, to be sure, but not even Hera would spare you her wrath over some candles and rhymes about destroying the energy of a planet.

You’re pretending to hex his twin sister’s domain, I am being chased through shimmering trees by a herd of his cows. We are not the same.

I was just on Olympus and Apollo was trying to fry me like an ant under a magnifying glass and he didn’t even mention you. :/

I have so much fun when I see people less intelligent than I am. It does not happen often.

Wiccans not knowing about moon phases....

Why is everyone more concerned about upsetting Apollo by extension than about upsetting Artemis herself, by the way?

If the moon will be back on Thursday what am I looking at now.

Apparently Amadeus gets into trouble when he walks Kirby on his own. It always amazes me the capacity which the people of New York have to be bothered by things that are so far from the least of their concerns.

@lokiofnone All’s well, the rock broke apart against my chest.

We are taking Kirby to the park to test out his new cybernetics.

@velcrounit Thank you! It was a gift from my son.

Amadeus is visiting today. :)

While I was on Olympus I asked Hermes what he hates me for and he stared at me for a while and then said “I don’t remember” and threw a rock at me.