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Welcome, my good bitches, to your ultimate doom. Yes, you may be as ready as you’ll ever be, but nothing can fight the will of the dice. The dice decide it all. And my friend, the dice are displeased with you today! Prepare to kiss your precious character sheets goodbye.

SO I WAS MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS, SPENDING SOME GOOD TIME WITH HARLES, WHEN THIS BEFORAN TEALBLOOD APPROACHES ME WITH SOME EXPENSIVE-LOOKING CAMERA AND GOES: “I’LL SELL THIS CANDID TO YOU FOR 200 CAEGARS. 400 IF YOU WANT THE COLOR VERSION!”

NEEDLESS TO SAY, I THINK HE KNOWS NOT TO FUCK WITH ALTERNIANS ANYMORE.

I WAS GOING TO KEEP THIS TO MYSELF, BUT HARLES CONVINCED ME TO POST IT, SO. NOW YOU ALL GET TO FINALLY WITNESS THE VISAGE OF THE TROLL BEHIND THE BLOG. GREASE-FREE, COURTESY OF ONE TEREZI PYROPE! WHAT A FUCKING TREAT FOR YOU ALL.

(I THINK HARLES IS THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF THIS PICTURE, PERSONALLY.)