2005.2

music is stupid

music is for bad idiots 🫂

So everyone should die?

Obviously

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

hey sorry it's just that i don't think i'm very good at being a person. thanks for letting me try with you, anyway.

The winner takes it Saul. The loser has to call

Instead of saying crass B.S. like "what the c****", or "what t*** fuck", why don't we simply spread joy and say, "what the pleasure"? Reblog, if you agree. [tumblr]

everytime i want something i should be shot in the head

I straight up want to own a solid gold coin and a large gemstone this isnt a joke Im dead serious

dentist offices have the ability to know if you are going through a terrible moment in your life so that they can send an email reminding you that you have an appointment coming up

There are no ducks in this post.

it's baffling to still see people be like "you can convince white conservatives to like socialism if you don't use buzzwords! and then work on racism later" in the united states. like yeah, it probably is really easy to convince people that having things is good. how are you going to convince them that the people they hate having things isn't a problem?

you can't kill yourself girl i already bought us tickets to do everything ever