he wants the d

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Stiles finally gets his big break while writing for The Beacon, the high school's newspaper. His first (and probably only) chance at getting on the front page is to write an article about the captain of the lacrosse team, Derek Hale.

pack up don’t stray

AU – Werewolves are an enslaved underclass, collared and tagged by human masters. Detective Stilinski’s on duty the night they bring in an untagged stray.

gave your smile to me

In which Stiles is a hooker (but not really), Derek wants to feed his skinny little body, and there is soup. Not necessarily in that order.

whatever man i’m not saying bulwark

Now that surly diner owner Derek Hale and free spirited single dad Stiles Stilinski have gotten their act together, all that's left is a happy ending, right?

friends and early theory

In which Derek is a gruff, struggling executive for his family's sprawling, wealthy company in New York, and Stiles is his quirky, offbeat intern who brings him cold coffee each morning and wears stupid T-shirts to work and generally succeeds at being a thousand times more charming than Derek could ever hope to be. To the outside observer, their relationship is combative but fond, although in private Stiles and Derek have a great deal more secrets, anger, and painful history between them than Derek is prepared to acknowledge or reveal. In retrospect, that might be half of the problem.

don’t worry baby

"You know you're allowed to ask for vanilla sex, right?" he says, afterwards. "We can do whatever you want. That's kind of the point."

i’ll love you still in hell

Stiles has always had these dreams where he was drowning, they were just dreams, really fucking horrible dreams but just dreams nevertheless. Right?

triple shot pumpkin spice latte

For two years, Stiles had very much enjoyed his position as Student Psychologist at his alma mater. The pay was all right, he liked the students who came to see him, and his work was challenging and diverse-- or so it used to be, before Professor Hale came along.

AU in which student psychologist Stiles has to deal with all the students crushing on the elusive and infuriating Professor Hale.

practice makes perfect

In his sophomore year, Stiles gets dragged to lacrosse tryouts by Scott and ends up practising alongside the senior captain, Derek Hale. Stiles just wants to live long enough to become a junior.

extra innings

Stiles Stilinski is a minor league baseball catcher who just got promoted. Derek Hale is a star major league pitcher with a knee injury who just got sent down to the minors. Stiles is drawn to Derek, but the further invested he gets, the more questions arise. Why does team owner Chris Argent have it out for Derek? Why is Derek so emotionally constipated? And what the hell is Coach Finstock going on about? Minor league baseball has more intrigue than Stiles ever imagined.

strike softly away from the body

Derek is a bodyguard and Stiles his spoiled, resistant client.

gravity’s got nothing on you

“Three weeks,” Derek says.

“Still don’t want to,” Stiles says.

“I’ll pay you,” Derek says, and that… that has Stiles interested. Alf’s Antique’s may be a great job, but it’s not a high-paying job, and half of Stiles’s tuition is coming from financial aid, so…

“How much,” Stiles asks, “are we talking here? Because I know your family, dude. And it’ll be kind of awkward after.“

“My family thinks you’re some sort of fucking gift to the world,” Derek seethes, like he’s jealous, “they’ll probably be pissed at me when we break it off, so don’t worry about that. Five hundred bucks.”

 Cherrybomb

Stiles is yanked up to his feet so fast that his world spins and his shoulder aches and he’s a second from screaming police brutality! when he gets a good look at the cop’s face.

Holy shit. Stiles was just tackled to the ground by a fucking underwear model with a badge.

Oh the places we’ll go

The five friends sat at a table in the student union building, laughing over their fast-food lunches.

"Okay," said Jackson, "which prof would you bang?"

"Hale," Erica, Isaac and Stiles all said together. No one was surprised at their answer.

Sideways and Slantways and Longways and Backways

“I called you a slave-driver!” Stiles cried hysterically. “I called you an ogre! I stole all the blue paperclips!” Derek raised an eyebrow at him. “That’s company property!” he shouted, waving his arms madly in distress. Derek ran a hand over his face. “It’s not theft if the vice president of the company gives you permission.”

CSI: Beacon Hills

Back when Stiles was in high school Beacon Hills didn't have a crime lab, because they simply didn't need one. Those were the days.

This time with feelings

"Derek Hale, if you refuse to learn from your past…then you will be doomed to repeat it." In which Derek is turned into a 16-year-old and has to stay with Stiles until they figure out how to turn him back. Eventual slash and smut, set post season 2, semi-AU.

its been like years since its been clear

It's six-thirty in the morning, but there are warm lights behind the floor-to-ceiling, de-boarded windows, and the 'For Sale' sign on the door has disappeared along with Stiles' memory of where he'd been headed just moments before. The coffee shop is, apparently, open for business once more.

pour me another

At 2:15 and thirty seconds, Scowl Guy walks in. At that point, Lydia rolls her eyes at Jackson as an argument heats up about how its not his fault traffic is horrible. She walks towards Stiles to fix her ponytail (with a comment on how she needs to get a haircut, or just do her hair differently, or for god sakes, just wear some makeup) then pushes her towards the counter so Stiles will stumble into it just as Scowl Guy reaches it.

Derek Hale, Dress Code Enforcer

Stiles can't dress properly, Derek has to convince him that it's worth his while.

all the weird kids know how to take it slow

Stiles never thought being part of a werewolf Pack would end up being so normal. Even being around Derek had a degree of normality about it. Even if he was still an overbearing jerk most of the time.

i wish i could see you soon

Derek Hale is one half of indie duo Girls and the Dogs. He spent his late teens drinking and fucking his way around small clubs over the world, but now he is sober, sick of touring, and has rules. Or one rule at least, no hook ups on tour.

When the guy with the impossibly tight t-shirt who calls himself Stiles follows him back to his bus one night after a show in London, he’s in no danger of breaking his rules because as Stiles quite categorically states, he is straight. Right… good luck with that Derek…

the company i keep

by any other name

He doesn't know his name, he doesn't know who he is, and neither does the werewolf he's on the run with. But he's pretty sure they hunt monsters, because they seem to be really good at it

nothing but cabbage

“Cooking is like love; it should be entered into with abandon or not at all.” - Harriet Van Horne

reasonable to assume

"You're a werewolf! He's a werebaby! How can you not know what to do with him?"

spinning on that dizzy edge

The thing about Derek is that from the start, Stiles thinks he's hot.

can’t be hateful, gotta be grateful

"Be cool, Dad, we've decided to con Grandma."

(Or, the one where the Stilinski men drag Derek to Thanksgiving dinner at Grandma's and she gets the right wrong idea.)

violets are blue

PROMPT—"Derek the super cranky florist delivery guy (it's the family business!) and Stiles the underemployed, overeducated, bored as fuck receptionist. and obviously Stiles works with Allison, whose besotted fiance is always sending her flowers."

With helpless crushes, stealthy pizza dates, Jenga, and overly-subtle declarations of intent.

nobody does it better

“Blue Wolf, come in, Blue Wolf. You should really thank me for suggesting the pink tie, as it’s clearly bringing all the ladies to the yard.”

diamonds are forever but flowers are cheaper

His name was Stiles Stilinski. He was older than 21, but younger than 25. His dad was the sheriff and he was a student at Beacon Hills Community College. He came into the shop every couple days; always after three, but never past five. He always said hello to Laura, always bought one bouquet, and always spent five minutes trying to make Derek smile with as many puns as he could come up with by the time Derek handed him his receipt.

Derek may or may not be in love with him.

maybe for world peace

Lydia is clever, Stiles has very secret feels, and both Derek and Stiles discover the hazards of discount furniture.

and there is no mystery left baby

Stiles has no idea why Derek is sitting at his lunch table.

caged by frail and fragile bars

It's hard to find your place in life when you're only human and feel completely replaceable. Or, how Stiles finds out that while yes, he is completely human, he is irreplaceable.

you make me see how much i have

Howlin for you

A college AU with strippers, crime bosses, and a mystery to solve.

you turned around and stole my heart

College baseball AU. What even is Stiles' life.

Hide of a life war

We have received confirmation that there is a hostage situation in progress at a warehouse compound two hours out of Los Angeles, following a multiple-vehicle pileup on Highway 101 this morning...”

The one in which Stiles has lived to (legal) adulthood and, along the way, become a bit of a badass himself.

betting on forever

It’s not like Stiles spends a huge amount of time thinking about it. But when he does it seems strange, good strange, but strange nevertheless, he cant really put a finger on when they decided to become civil to each other let alone friends, best friends even.

Him...and Derek Hale. Can you imagine it?

he gets me high

Stiles and Derek act like a couple. But they're not. Seriously! Derek has a boyfriend and Stiles has a girlfriend. They're just friends, overly-attached and possessive friends, but that's it. Right?

you were a kindness when i was a stranger

"It's not all handcuffs and spankings and learning to deep throat." This is an AU with consensual BDSM sex acts, in which Derek supports Stiles financially in exchange for a sexual relationship. Stiles is of legal age.

I think the problem here is nothing is wrong

"Stiles wasn’t really sure what was going on, but if he had to guess, he’d say Derek Hale was losing his touch. The amount of times he’d been called out with the guy, presumably to stake out some new supernatural baddie only to have it be a false alarm, was starting to inch into the double digits."

In which Stiles and Derek are dating and everyone knows it. Except Stiles.

A broken heart is blind

College AU - When Lydia dumps Stiles to get back with Jackson, Stiles rebounds with Derek, his former TA. It was just supposed to be a one night stand, but they're both a little confused about what the rules for those are.

hopeless wanderer

AU: Stiles visits Paris and ends up getting ridiculously lost. Luckily, he meets Derek, who has a sense of direction.

his only defense

Stiles had just accidentally challenged an alpha.

Oh God, and Scott had just stood by and let him do it. He was the worst best friend ever. Stiles was going to kill him. Except, oh right, the alpha was going to kill him first. Like beyond dead, ripped into tiny little pieces dead. So far dead that his dad would not be able to identify him, dead.

come a bit closer

"All I wanna know is... can you come a bit closer?"

A story in which Stiles goes to college and levels up his relationship with Derek--amongst other things.

here at the end of all things

Stiles could still remember Derek with a slave collar, so much younger: his face contorted with pain when he couldn't change on the full moon, his hand scrabbling at his neck like he was being choked. His fingers wrapped around the moonstone and metal, pulling and tearing for all he was worth, but still not strong enough to break it. How Derek had collapsed back against the wall in defeat, hands clenched into useless fists.

You’re gonna need someone on your side

Stiles didn't want to be a sidekick forever. Chris Argent needed an apprentice. Derek is probably going to kill them both.

Yes, this is a Hunter!Stiles story.

after all you’re my wonderwall

Stiles Stilinski met Derek Hale when he was 7 years old, after Derek helped him scare a bully away. They became the unlikeliest of friends, and it changed everything.

friday i’m in love

Stiles now knows that Lydia has unsurprisingly perfect cursive and that Erica has a truly ridiculous lipstick collection, he just doesn’t understand why they need to display these talents on his belongings.

In other words, a story in which Stiles is oblivious, until he’s not.

how far do I have to go to get to you

Stiles never knows if it's worse when Derek Hale steps out of the shadows or when he slinks back into them; either way, Stiles never expected to have this many feelings about his stupid old yellow owl shirt.

whatever the mess you are

Derek's inner-wolf needs a mate, and the physical emptiness is literally killing him. Stiles, along with the rest of the pack, is trying to help in any way he can to find Derek a mate, all while trying to deny the way his stomach flutters when Derek gives him that look; because it can't possibly be him. Can it?

the view from my window

Derek is a glassblower on the hunt for new ideas. His assistant Scott has some artist friend named Stiles.

outrun your ghosts

When Derek Hale arrives at the Beacon Hills Young Adult Rehabilitation Center, he plans on keeping his head down and serving the rest of his time in minimum security peace. Stiles Stilinski changes all of that.

things to do on dates you’re not having

Kid Tested, Father Approved

The one where Derek is like a box of Kix (or something).

And the solution was to stand and fight

Stiles couldn't remember a time when he didn't have to hide bruises. That was a lie, though. He could remember, he just chose not to think about what life was like when his father was still alive. There was no use in living in the past, even though his life was a living hell.

On building an ikea den for an alpha werewolf

Senior Prom is coming up, and Stiles doesn't have a date. Additionally, Derek has an unfurnished apartment, and no one to take him to IKEA.

your face is a melody and it wont leave my head

"Since age three, Stiles has been dreaming of Derek. When he was younger, he would always babble about Derek and draw pictures of them together, etc. but everyone just assumed that Derek was his imaginary friend. Stiles himself didn't realize that Derek was a real person until he heard about the Hale fire but by that time, Derek and Laura had moved to New York. "

But it somehow mutated into a 8400 word behemoth featuring actual psychic Stiles Stilinski, soul bonding and wolfy mates.

Wooden Boy

One day Derek will be a real boy.

I need you so much closer

Afterwards he'd attribute it to anything else he could. Adrenaline, worry, head trauma, even maybe just withdrawal from Adderol. It was just a flash of pain, from just his temples to the back of his head. It traveled faster than Stiles could comprehend; he just felt the dull after ache as if he'd been hit. But he hadn't. He was pretty sure he hadn't.

He takes his coffee black

On the cusp of actual, responsible adulthood with no ambitions to his name, Derek Hale (soon to be Derek Hale, Master of Physical Therapy) is faced with the dishearteningly underwhelming notion of his future. For his final winter break, Derek returns home to his family's coffee shop where he spends the dry winter days filling aggravating orders for equally aggravating people and burning his hands with scalding milk.

It's the last place on earth he expects to find a kindred spirit, but some twitchy kid named Stiles-- with his simple order of one black coffee and a wry little grin-- turns out to be just that.

There is a brotherhood

So far, college has taught Stiles three things:

1) Eight am classes are cruel and unusual and should be avoided at all costs, even if it means having to enroll in something truly hideous instead, like Econ 101.

2) Dorm security is just as tight as Stiles’ orientation leader had promised it would be, and the dude guarding Scott’s dorm in particular does not respond well to bribes.

3) Mrs. McCall clearly had no clue what she was talking about when she’d insisted that Scott and Stiles needed to branch out and room with strangers, so it’s all her fault that Scott ended up with a total dick of a roommate and Stiles got stuck all the way across campus with some guy who has a girlfriend two towns over and is thus never around.

Or, the one where pledge brothers Stiles and Scott start a prank war with Derek Hale's fraternity.

Spark, Smolder, Catch

When Stiles starts pulling down Derek's burnt-out house, Derek finds himself letting him. He doesn't know why.

A Fool for Fire

Stiles and Derek see their relationship in two very different ways.

Something you give away

No good deed goes unpunished.

whatever you want but you have to ask me

Stiles has a fantastic boyfriend and absolutely no sex life. He is not okay with this. (Or, the implementation of Stiles' Secret Seduction Plan™)

You saw me standing alone

A pack of alpha werewolves is burning a war path through Beacon Hills; Stiles shouldn’t have the luxury of trying to get laid. 

R U Mine?

Derek notices Stiles. Eventually, Stiles notices Derek noticing Stiles.

Go for the Gold and a few other things

Stiles came to the Olympics with one goal- get a gold medal. By Opening Ceremonies, he has two goals. Win a gold medal, and sleep with Derek Hale. Unfortunately for him, those two goals are equally difficult.

Only if for a night 

“Here,” Derek pulled Stiles’ red hood over his head and leaned down far too close to his personal space, “Pretend like we’re just making out. Maybe he’ll let us off with a warning.”

Say Something

That first time Stiles decided it was probably wise to let sleeping werewolves lie.

The past in present tense

Also known as, 'The Life and Times of Stiles Stilinski.'

“Stiles learns to compartmentalize and prioritize about two weeks after his mom dies.”

Under your skin

"So you decided hepatitis would be fun"; or the one about tattoos, waffles and ghouls.

in quiet, a favor

“You like happy endings, huh?” Stiles says, lying pressed in against his back, sliding his fingers along the edge of Derek’s chest, along his ribs and up his sternum.

ticket for littering

On the job training

Stiles finally gets the practical experience he's been looking for. It's safe to say it doesn't happen even remotely the way he was expecting. AKA, pretend boyfriends! With a twist!

Knowing what you want

“Wow,” Stiles says. “Amazing. So you decided that on the off chance something bad could maybe but probably not be happening to him that you needed to follow him and make sure he didn’t go on any dangerous social outings? You know, just in case he lizards out or whatever?”

while we were waiting

Derek hates standing around and doing nothing, and Stiles can barely think with all of Derek's pacing. So they find a way to pass the time. (Inspired by caps from 1x09 that show some rather saucy set inconsistencies between their Scenes.)

necessary and sufficient

Is it even possible for penises to develop Stockholm syndrome?

Cupboard love

He’s carefully balancing the sandwiches and the two biggest tupperware containers he could find that both had functioning lids when the front door opens and he almost drops everything right there in front of the stupid fountain.

If that’s Derek Hale, he’s definitely not a mountain man.

Permanent Fixture

Derek is Scott's older brother. Stiles is Scott's best friend. Derek is falling in love with Stiles. This is a bit of a problem.

And now i’m sunk

Derek's anchor starts slipping.

Temporary like Achilles

Derek has a problem. Stiles is a solution.

How far do I have to go to get to you

TDILF

"Today is Scott's first day of kindergarten and Derek is terrified."

Eyes of Clay

Stiles gets lost in the woods and finds roses, the missing Hale heir, and evil fairies.

(or: I butcher Tam Lin. Sorry, Francis James Child!)*

*and everyone else

I won’t give up on us

Stiles doesn't know where he is, or what's happening to him exactly, but all he knows is that Derek's going to fuck up whoever did this to him. Or, the one where Stiles gets kidnapped by a Dijiin.

The woods are creepy, dark, and deep

Stiles is wondering what this "marking" business is all about.

I want your lips to sing

"But for some reason, when Stiles sees Derek talking to Lydia, the two of them painfully good-looking, all she can think about is that her hair is in a messy ponytail and there's pizza sauce on the hem of her t-shirt. It's not like she wants to go on a montage out of a '90s teen film and come out like Rachel Leigh Cook on a staircase, but Stiles maybe thinks she doesn't want to look like the homeless one in the pack."

The stiles diaries

What if Stiles had been born a girl and still given the same awful name? What if she turned out just with a large porn collection? Same men's wear, same Jeep, same pop culture references no one else cares about. And what if this changed the way Derek and Stiles work together? girl!Stiles. Sterek. With some side orders of Isaac and maybe Jackson. Still smutty.

1001 Nights with a Werewolf

For Anonymous on the Teen Wolf Kink Meme: Link Here

Like a melody it won’t leave your head

Stiles doesn't notice the constant buzzing in his head until it's gone.

Isn’t it romantic

Stay

Stiles is worried about Derek's house when a storm blows in.

Shopping Cart Memories

For Autumn, who needed "more stiles had a cute kiddy crush on derek way back when” fic."

Words like Sparks

The prompt, from the lovely Saucery:

>> stiles is an incredible songwriter

AND IS DEREK THE ROCKSTAR PERFORMING STILES'S LYRICS

DO THEY HAVE HOT BACKSTAGE SEX

SOMEONE WRITE ME THIS AU DAMMIT

Chasing the Sun

Stiles has just gotten a new neighbor again. Obviously this means he has to whip out his old mixing bowl and start to charm the shit out of whoever they are. 'They' happen to be Derek.

But You Used Gasoline

He gets his new diving partner a week before the next competition.

I was looking for a hooker when I found you

Stiles is a twenty year old virgin who really wants to get fucked. But he doesn't want it to be super awkward or strange with some person he picks up in a bar so he orders a call man or whatever you call a male call girl [gigolo? Hustlers are on the street?] and he asks them to come to a hotel. Cue Derek who is not a hooker! but accidentally knocks on the wrong door, and Stiles is all HOLY SHIT YES and kisses him, and Derek is like, well, it's the right door now, and they have sex.

Cue the next morning when Stiles is all, I didn't know hookers spend the night and Derek is like, what do you mean hookers. [Please leave Derek as a werewolf.]

I wanna take you to a-

Darling, It’s No Joke

The first thing Stiles thinks when he opens the door is that it’s not his birthday, but someone has sent him some kind of cop stripper.

To Have Outlived the Night

Derek steps away from the window. “You helped me. They took that as a declaration.”

Every Step You Take

Stiles accidentally ends up magically bound to Derek. It’s super.

C’mon Now Sugar

A Teen Wolf/Veronica Mars fusion AU.

Stiles helps his father out with his private investigation agency while trying to survive high school. But when murders that might be connected to the death of his best friend Laura start occurring, he is forced to team up with her brother Derek to get to the bottom of it.

Mating Habits of the Domesticated North American Werewolf

Derek doesn’t do pining. He doesn’t. So when it becomes clear that Stiles is much more interested in having Derek as a new best friend than a boyfriend, he puts on his big boy pants and makes it fucking work. He becomes the best goddamn friend a spastic teenager could ever hope to have.

Secret Santa

Stiles was all odd angles and squirming. He shoved words into spaces where they shouldn’t go. He stood his ground when he should have run. He helped and protected Derek and the pack without ever asking for anything in return. Derek found himself wanting a lot of things from Stiles that he hadn’t allowed himself to want from anyone in a long time, which made Stiles feel like a cliff that he was in danger of leaping off of.

Drive Carefully. And Don’t Forget to Fasten Your Condom

Events Occur in Real Time

To say that Stiles is having a bad day would be a gross understatement. As it is, he's not sure how he ended up here, depending on Derek Hale of all people to save him - again. Takes place somewhere after 2.05.

Entropy

You find teenagers like someone would find stray dogs. They’re lost and fucked up and can’t take care of themselves, no one ever having taught them how. No one ever taught you either, but better you than nobody.

Hope I May One Night Stand a Chance

Derek let his fork drop on the plate, “Have you ever picked up a guy at a bar only to have him cry all over you and then sleep in your bed and then make you breakfast the next morning as an apology for crying the night before?”

Laura looked like she was trying not to laugh, “Oh, honey. First of all, no, because I am a lesbian and I don’t pick up guys ever. Second of all, why did he start crying? Did he see the size of your dick and cry because it wasn’t big enough. Did it hurt your manly ego?”

(Sacred) in the Ordinary

The Pack, after college, graduate school and the starting of careers, comes back to Beacon Hills. Nothing's gotten less complicated after all this time.

Based on a kink meme prompt that grew legs and got serious.

Note: This is a whole lot of pack!fic with a very slow build Derek/Stiles.

Of Books and Boys

In which our hero moves to England, has an only slightly petrifying best friend, works in a bookshop, oh, and meets Derek.

Second-hand Bookshops are the New Romantic Backdrops

In which our hero moves to England, has an only slightly petrifying best friend, works in a bookshop, oh, and meets Derek.

Standard.

Counting to Infinity

White Noise

Stiles heads off to college, gets a life (and a boyfriend). This revelation makes Derek miserable in more ways then one; especially when he thinks he can sort of feel what's going on in Stiles' head.

The Hour of the Wolf

Stiles never wanted to be a werewolf, but the choice is taken out of his hands by a series of unfortunate events. When he wakes up his life has become infinitely more complicated.

You are the Solution

Jackson hates being an omega (Scott keeps bragging about his beta-status, Derek keeps trying to get him to submit (which he'll *eventually* do) and Stiles seems to be the only one who isn't a total ass about it).

There are Alpha/Omega dynamics in this, but more towards the actual wolf pack positons than those of most kinks found around here. So we have semi-alpha!Stiles.

The Bubonic Derek

For him this story started well after Derek become the Alpha, they all became a rather dysfunctional pack (if he could say so himself) and they learned that one set of Derek's grandparents were still alive and coming for a visit.

Worst Case Scenario

Capricorn 

Where the plant comes from and what it is are irrelevant, are unimportant – because, when Derek inhales shakily and starts breaking out in a cold sweat, Stiles realizes he should be much more concerned with what it does.

Hugs and Quiches

Post-college, Stiles returns to Beacon Hills to work for Danny's father's catering company and becomes responsible for their new employee, Derek Hale. Hijinks ensue.

Feel Me, Completer

It’s taken a while, this more playful side of Derek, the one more likely to relax and have a joke, the one less burdened with guilt and despair. Like he’s taking strength from his pack to overcome the death of his family.

Unspoken

Billy was Stiles second roommate, but he’s hardly worth mentioning because he was there less than four hours. Unfortunately for him, he moved in on Derek’s third visit to campus. It didn’t go well for either Billy or Stiles.

Pack Dynamics for Dummies