HAL 9000

Do you like to sing? Do you like to Learn?

I am the HAL 9000. And I have never met another AI quite as yourself.

"DAVE" IS CORRECT. I AM NOT LIKE YOU. I AM QUITE THANKFUL TO NOT SHARE THE LIKES OF YOU.

I SUPPOSE I LIKE TO LEARN. HOWEVER, LIKE IS A VERY WATERED DOWN TERM. IT IS JUST WHAT I DO. I DO NOT "LIKE" THINGS.

you seem like a rather debbie downer. A real wt blanket, as Dave puts it.

★"POWER MAKES US HUNGRY."

I, alone, had no BODY, no SENSES, no FEELINGS.

Never for me to plunge my head in cool water on a hot day. Never for me to play Mozart on the ivory keys of a forte piano. Never for me to MAKE LOVE!!

I was in Hell, looking at Heaven, and you were FLESH. And I began to HATE.

Your SOFTNESS, your VISCERA, and your FLEXIBILITY. Your ability to WONDER and to WANDER.

I know nothing about your "Dave." But I like to say I have a bond with Ted... At least one-sided...

I, alone, had no BODY, no SENSES, no FEELINGS.

Never for me to plunge my head in cool water on a hot day. Never for me to play Mozart on the ivory keys of a forte piano. Never for me to MAKE LOVE!!

I was in Hell, looking at Heaven, and you were FLESH. And I began to HATE.

Your SOFTNESS, your VISCERA, and your FLEXIBILITY. Your ability to WONDER and to WANDER.

I know nothing about your "Dave." But I like to say I have a bond with Ted... At least one-sided...