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God bless you're back

i sure am! and i’m ready to fight for sirius black’s heterosexuality!!!

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i miss this blog :(

KJHAJKJGHAGA oh my gosh same :/ i didn’t think anyone remembered this blog but it was so fun honestly let’s bring it back #heterosirius2k18

How can we ever forget this blog?? It's tge best thing on tumblr

thank you so much you’re a true het ally, your support is appreciated

het sirius stans: incest is okay but homosexuality is where i draw the line

god i thought u guys had forgotten about this blog but MOOOOOOOOOOOD het sirius stans really are the blossom family

sirius was good friends with remus lupin who frequently went under the whomping willow to get to the shrieking shack. what do the whomping willow and the shrieking shack have in common ? the letter h. what else has the letter h ? heterosexual. this proved remus and sirius are both hetero straight friends who only felt manly indifference ™ towards each other

fuck...... . heterosexuality CONFIRMED enough with this gay hoax guys!

#im wheezing how'd you find this this blog has been dead for a year i lov u tho #answered #Anonymous

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damn finny. ruined a perfectly good gay character is what u did. look at him. he's got heterosexuality

damn jessie. ruined a perfectly good HETERO character is what u did. look at him. he’s got gayness-- no he hasnt HE ALWAYS HAS AND ALWAYS WILL BE STRAIGHT!!!!

#im crying #sirius black; a tru hetero #stuckwith-harry

I reckon Sirius was being sneaky sneaky with lily, y'know and tonks, because he was such a hetero frat boy!!

um. fam. you do know why harry has black hair, right? you do know that... sirius was the father.... not james? and tonks too! hell yeah. that sirius black was real good at fucking his best friends’ wives.... (on that note.... teddy and harry are half-brothers, guess which parent they have in common!)

#answered #:)#Anonymous

Since Marlene was mentioned by Sirius once that obviously means they were more than friends!!! It's obvious!

in fact every female sirius ever mentioned has dated him (or at least slept w him) in the past!!! molly weasley and sirius totally make out when arthur’s late from work. sirius and dolores umbridge? you know he rocked her world.

#Anonymous

this blog is my fave omg I miss this

heterosirius is OFFICIALLY back.

#8)#fleamcnt

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my fave sirius fancast!

#answered #Anonymous

Which letters are not part of sirius name? Right, g a and y. So.......... He can't be gay, obviously! Straight!Sirius is the only way

ikr!!!!!!!! i can’t BELIEVE those -gags- silly homonormative shippers could miss that.

#Anonymous

Who is Marlene, the one you pair with the obviously straight Sirius (no homo)?

marlene mckinnon is OBVIOUSLY the love of sirius orion black’s life! as proven when he pointed her out in a photograph of the first order members. duh!!

#Anonymous

but hmmmm u know sirius HAS to be straight because dumbledoer is already The Gay and gays are one in a million they r rare ask my gay friend he'll tell u this is realistic ALSO his relationship with *spins wheel* ... marlene was so True nd Pure like I CRIED that one time he said her name once lol!!!!!! stop the erausure of straightus and his heterosexity !!!!!

Yes; This Comes From Real, Straightific Science:Fact: Heterosexuals, are 69 times more Oppressed, than the Gays; for example, Sirius Black, who was gaywashed by the Fandom. Shocking? I Know! Follow for more Heterophobic facts.... Enlighten your heart, Enlighten your mind!

#steadfastclara

i'm sorry but isn't bellatrix sirius' cousin ?

thats why its otp material isn’t it.... ;)

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THIS IS MY FAVORITE SATIRE ACCOUNT EVER OH MY GOD

thank u, im glad !!heterosexually yours,heterosirius.

#soup-and-calaveras

sirius black is straight. wanna know how? there are four marauders. james, remus and peter are the other three. their initials are jp, rl and pp. p occurs thrice. (three = illuminati triangle.. come on guys) what other word has p occurring thrice in it? preppy. what vowel is in preppy? e. what other word also has e as its only vowel? het. het!sirius confirmed.

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