Hesokuri Translation Index

Mega All Star Jyushimatsu Game: Hesokuri Wars

A Day in the Life of the Matsuno Family Part 2! (2 of 2)

Drag Queen Names for the Matsus:

Oso – Madame Legend Kara – Monroe Lamé Man Choro – Princess Dewdrop Ichi – Shiny Nekomata* Jyushi – Bases = Loaded the 14th Todo – Lady Giuliana Hatabou – Hatajou** Dekapan – Whalefield Sperm Dayon – Megalip Da Yon~ Chibita – Baby Testicles*** Iyami – Jeanne Darumi

*A nekomata is a mythical two-tailed monster cat. **The ‘jou’ in Hatabou’s drag queen name is derived from the word ‘ojou,’ which means ‘young lady.’ ***LMFAO so I’m pretty sure ‘testicles’ (aka ‘hoden’ in Japanese… as well as German) is supposed to be a pun on ‘oden.’

Vengeance of Franken-neet in Love

Why were they created? Because there were dead bodies.

Osomatsu Machunostein - The eldest brother of the sextuplets earning cash as grave diggers. Although it appears that he has drawn the blood of a renowned scientist, you cannot see even a glimpse of it. He got caught and died in a trap set by the corpse merchant Iyami. He resurrected as a Fraken-neet.

Karamatsu Machunostein - The second brother of the sextuplets earning cash as grave diggers. Although it appears that he has drawn the blood of a renowned scientist, his reason for living is to dig a grave beautifully. He got caught and died in a trap set by the corpse merchant Iyami. He resurrected as a Fraken-neet.

Choromatsu Machunostein - The third brother of the sextuplets earning cash as grave diggers. Although it appears that he has drawn the blood of a renowned scientist, it seems that this trivial rumour is of no relevance. He got caught and died in a trap set by the corpse merchant Iyami. He resurrected as a Fraken-neet.

Ichimatsu Machunostein - The fourth brother of the sextuplets earning cash as grave diggers. Although it appears that he has drawn the blood of a renowned scientist, he died without realising his talents on the day he went grave-robbing with his brothers. He resurrected as a Fraken-neet. His brain is easy to replace.

Jyushimatsu Machunostein - The fifth brother of the sextuplets earning cash as grave diggers. Although it appears that he has drawn the blood of a renowned scientist, he died. His unique physical abilities after resurrecting as a Fraken-neet are no longer that of a human’s. Be wary of over-rotating the key.

–> Part I <–

The “title” slot on your description card comes with a bunch of pre-made choices. They’re listed here, left to right, top to bottom.

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JADE, Doping, Getting started Time (for), Do not waste, Mister Spendthrift/Thrifty, Madly in love, Rare Oden Red, Hoodie, Popular/Typical

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Gamer, Silver, Medalist Normally, Gacha’ed, Collector Amateur, Strong/Skilled, Totoko-chan Guitar, KARA (Karamatsu’s stage name), Drum

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JUICY (Jyushimatsu’s stage name), Wealthy/Fortunate, And yet unemployed Quickly, Idjit, Blue Suit, Roughly the entire surface, Clear Always use, Thank you, Charges (Japanese slang for microtransactions)

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Cheating, Friends from today, Fortune Part-time job, Keyboard, After all’s said and done Roaring (of), Demon/Fallen angel, Fast Man, Damnit, Chibita

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Green, Connection, platonic Rap, Purple, Jersey Lazuli (blue), Hesokuri, Mysterious Uncle/Mister (polite address of strange older man), Semi-Pro, Dependent

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WIFI, To be equipped with/To have, Speedrun Player, Dekapan, Clique/Faction At the bottom (of), Shut-in/Otaku, Yellow Uniform, Jewel-like, Memories

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The “title” slot on your description card comes with a bunch of pre-made choices. They’re listed here, left to right, top to bottom.

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NEET, Started/Began, Usual/Ordinary Person, 2nd place (but), Good, isn’t it? Rare, I want, Eldest son Osomatsu, Third son, Choromatsu

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Second Son, Karamatsu, Fifth son Jyushimatsu, Youngest Son, Todomatsu Fourth son, Ichimatsu, Login To do/to become, Some more, Want to roll

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Daredevil/Reckless, Victory, Beautiful … Me, Self-consciousness/awareness, Rising Newborn, Will come again, Looking forward Unusually bright, Abnormally stupid, Shining like gold

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Smartphone, Simple is, Best Event limited, Gacha, Devilish Sextuplets, Brand new ___, 1 Get, 2, Collector

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3, Crazy, 4 Fan/Subscriber/Admirer, AP, Psycho Strong, Knurl (weird… probably wrong), Fast 30 minutes, Unlimited stamina, 2 Times

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Rewards, Small change, Earnings Ultimate, Side dish, Voice, Mania, In this mood/condition, Let’s go! Laid back, Let’s go, Aim for it/head for it

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