The Answer is 42.

badBIOS: A malware scarier than most horror movies.

Photographs of vanishing tribes from around the world by British photographer Jimmy Nelson. Please visit the source link to read more about these photos.

Get a handle on SADP.

I think that wires are actually a kind of slow-moving organism, the sole purpose in life of which is to gradually intertwine with its neighbours as it ages. Corollary: A year after installing any equipment in the neatest possible way, its connections are invariably in a hellish tangle, no matter their original orientation.

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

What lightweight outfit pink or white, makes the front of my slacks abnormally tight?

If driving in India were NFS, my nitrous bar would explode from all the near misses.

Life is a disease: sexually transmitted, and invariably fatal.

I love you without knowing how, or when, or from where. I love you simply, without problems or pride: I love you in this way because I do not know any other way of loving but this, in which there is no I or you, so intimate that your hand upon my chest is my hand, so intimate that when I fall asleep your eyes close."

I wanted thunderheads and lightning, to match my mood, but the day remained perversely bright and sunny.

Earthquakes, tsunamis, volcanic eruptions, nuclear fallout and Rebecca Black. That's how the world will end! Die, you miserable creatures!