Heron's Emporium of Terrible Things

Hey gang let me get uuuuuhhhhh 1 metre cube of mozzarella.

will red leicester do

I suppose you'd ask the queen if Asda's own brand WHEAT FLAKSE will do!!!

What’s left of me wants to answer stuff. Ask things if you’d like. Eh.

wanna play dead rising 2?

I do want to! But if you mean on PC I’m afraid not. This ol’ laptop has issues running Chip’s Challenge.let alone Dead Rising 2.

kiss me

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a nursing home and like….I’m not old so….yea

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a river and like….I’m not a fish so….yea

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a car dealership and like….I’m not an automobile so….yea

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I was walking over the sewer the whole time and like….I’m not a piece of shit….yea

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past an atheist and like…I’m a church so… yea

wait what

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past the Jedi Temple and like… I’m a Sith so…yea

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past the ruins of London and like… I’m an Anti-Tractionist so…yea

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a construction site and like… I probably won’t like what it’s going to be so…yea

theres canonically a greedytown and liartown and mayhemtown and more towns like lazytown???

THE ENTIRE VERSE IS JUST SEVEN TOWNS AND THEy’RE BASED OFF THE SEVEN DEADLY SINS APPARENTLY

THE EDGY THEORIES ARE TRUE

lusttown

since lazytown is called “lazytown” rather than “slothtown,” wouldn’t “lusttown” actually be called “hornytown”

MURDERTOWN

the gluttony one is called flavortown

pls stop

@deerbait

Wait, so if no one’s Lazy in Lazy Town, does this mean everyone in HornyTown is Ace? And GreedyTown is really generous?? What would the other towns be like under these circumstances???

Well, the people in LazyTown were all lazy until Sportacus showed up and showed everyone how to be not-lazy. So the real question should be, does GreedyTown have a Giveacus? Does FlavorTown have a Blandacus?? Are all these towns being influenced by elves of presumably varying colors???

We Are Number One but performed by Guy Fieri

This implies the existence of Spartacace in Hornytown.

Welcome to horny town, it's a place you want to fuck.

Reblog if you think it’s okay to platonically say “I Love You” to your friends

@herononafence I do this all the time.

I know bby I love you too xoxo

Are u a real KND operative?