Heron Likes Stuff

BATTLE AXE

battle axes are inherently cool. having a weapon of this size just brings you unimaginable feelings of power. however, you can't spin them very well. they are just too big. 3/10

TOMAHAWK

the classic tomahawk. just wieldy enough to drive into the skulls of your enemies. you can feel very cool while spinning these. plus you can also throw them in a spin? how cool is that? 9/10

SWORD

the classic fantasy weapon. inherently great by design. but, the handle's size is just too small to accomodate any spinning. 5/10

CANE SWORD

you just can't go wrong with hidden cane swords. not only can they be used for surprise attacks, but you feel like the coolest motherfucker on the planet just for using these, let alone spinning them. 10/10

FLINTLOCK PISTOL

these barely fit the fantasy prescription, but spinning a pistol in your hand is just so fucking cool. points are taken for self-injury/embarassment risk, however. 7/10

SPEAR

spears feel great to spin. however, the length is so long that it makes times where you hit the ground and embarass yourself all too often. 4/10

BOW

string gets in the way. 0/10

STAFF

undertale makes you feel compassion for nonreal characters and tries really hard to get you to befriend them