Sexual Kiwi

not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

☝🏾😂

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

Because wise, I am.

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

2 million people aren’t wrong

Zeroni sounds like a fancy kind of pasta :’) im so sorry

Ooc/ I love this book and movie so much oh my god

Sorry for being superstitious but hey, this is 2020.

… It’s 2020

If I send her some splooge and onions it should be fine, right?

Nearly 3 million have reblogged this thing. Not taking a risk.

Idk who she is but my life is a fucking nightmare and I’m not taking any chances

i dont get it

omg ves search it up

I refuse for 2021 to be anything like 2020, so I shall put my trust in Madame Zeroni

i like being able to live life’s bad as it is no thanks

Not playing with her…

rather not risk my life

Sorry to my followers but I have severe OCD and haven’t been active in forever anyway

Hi everyone, please for the love of magic.. it’s late 2021 and we’ve been reblogging this for at least 10 years. Change your perception of this post already. Madame Zeroni is a beautiful bruja with amazing gifts for everyone!! This is a lucky post! Be happy you are able to receive kindness from her. She just doesn’t tolerate disrespect. It’s like if she showed up with a plate of cookies and you were like “nah” 😯 that’s why you get a slight spanking (curse) when you scroll past without paying respect and saying thank you for your presence and gifts. Clearly everyone who reblogs this is superstitious AKA believes in magic to some extent so please do not “come for me” try to open your third eye and understand that this post can grant you your hearts desires IF you express your wish AND put in some SERIOUS selfless work. It will all destined to work out in your favor. However if you ask for something and expect things to fall into your lap you will be cursed. As with any diety, spirit, guide etc that you call on for help without proper payment/offering. Alternatively DON’T ask for anything and just say hi and reblog without the fuss. She don’t like that either. Yes she’s fictional however in magic, we can literally give life to anything especially when it’s believed by the masses. Hello Christianity. Anyway that’s all thank you.

Yes baby, Daddy is going to viciously fuck you in front of that mirror in just a minute, but first how was your day? Did you eat? Have you drank enough water today?

My type

you gotta moan and tell her nasty little things right into her ears in between kisses when you fuck her.

If your partner isn't obsessed with you, get a new one.

Your quality of life will increase ten-fold when you learn to appreciate the sight of a little bird

*Rub's your clit as a friend*

👋👋👋👍

for scientific reasons i need to hear what your moans sound like when its for me.

it's rotten work, but without the rot nothing can grow

it's rotten work but decay is an essential part of the cycle of death and rebirth