vanana pudding

Your boyfriend is too small he fell into the bong and died

idk why ppl act like men don’t gossip, talk shit, be fake, backstab, etc, they literally do all these things it’s just not blamed on their gender

Post without Rhythm, so as not to attract The Followers. 

Have you ever heard a song that made you sad? :) Reblog if you think you’re being watched

"ingredients you can pronounce!!!" actually i'm great at phonics and i love eating chemicals

obv if you’re in a relationship that tires you out or makes you struggle to see eye to eye then that’s a problem, but the idea that good/healthy relationships don’t demand anything of you is… not true? lol. when people say relationships require hard work, they mean that love involves care and attention and patience, practices that in the long term are sustained by effort and initiative. ofc that doesn’t mean it should be a difficult effort to make, at least not all the time, but it does mean that loving someone has its ups and downs and you need to be able to negotiate that bc you’re human. love is labour, but it’s the kind of labour that makes the effort meaningful

do me a solid and just reblog this saying what time it is where you are and what you’re thinking about in the tags.

just listened to this song "jopping" and wow you'd think the lyrics come from shakespeare

when my mutuals are mutuals with each other ohhhh we are a family we are neighbors we are all hamsters in the big cage at petsmart