Over the Edge

Too many gravities. [video]

poor people: *buy food* rich people: if you’re poor then why are you buying things :) you should be eating rocks

*breaks my own heart from thinking too much*

I love Harry’s face. Everyone else just kind of looks down, all serious, but Harry’s like “The fuck kind of school is this?!?”

#sassy harry at it again

Did he though, or did he just obliviate the actual director and stick his name on the credits?

i bet at the abc family headquarters just has a big red button on a wall labeled “harry potter marathon” in big letters

#I think it’s time to push it again says one of the employees

Harry Potter AU where everything is the same but the Fat Lady is Fat Amy from Pitch Perfect

“i thought ‘hey maybe i should let sirius black in’ and then i thought ‘hm….probably not’”

Sirius: “Let me in or I’ll rip you apart!” Fat Lady: “I’ve wrestled crocodiles and dingoes simultaneously.”

holy shit it was $1 slice day at cosmo’s and I found an unopened pack of Turkish royals on the ground thank you buddy!!!!

Oh myyyy

also a great way to punish the unknown break room thief at work.

always ready

not even worried about it

when u take off ur iphone case and it feels like ur holding a newborn