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@herbert-garrison

I'm Mr. Herbert Garrison. Everyone sit down and shut the fuck up! I'm fucking amazing, don't let anyone ever tell you any different. [south park rp blog for herbert garrison. 99.9% of the things that Mr. Garrison says will be offensive, but they do not reflect the thoughts/opinions of the RPer in any way]

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planetearthe

IMPERSONATE ME IN MY INBOX I WANNA SEE WHAT YOU GUYS RETAIN FROM ALL MY SHITTY POSTS

#ooc

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normal parents: -go to pta meeting, throw get together, pretend they like each other-

south park parent: -create a meme team, fuck each other, and talk shit on their own kids-

#ooc #yes

wookiemonster-deactivated201511

you look like a cat mom to me

i have a picture of your son on my phone and hes naked

itsmrsfuckingtucker

i have a picture of his father naked on my phone. do you want me to share it with you

herbert-garrison

you can share with me ;)

#itsmrsfuckingtucker #clydoe #ic

OOC: In light of recent events, I don't want to make anyone uncomfortable by harassing them as Mr. Garrison (he tends to take things to an extremely inappropriate level). It'd be really helpful if you could like/reblog this if you're okay with me harassing you as Mr. Garrison. Thanks! <3

#ooc #alyssa says things

bang

when someone really attractive in school looks at u

#bornagainkennym #;)

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satan is my homeboy, not yours

fuck off

i will fuck you up

bring it, bitch

KAW KAW MOTHERFUCKER

you should be saying meow meow because you're a little pussy

THANK GOD YOU'LL NEVER HAVE CHILDREN

IT'S TOO BAD THAT YOU ALREADY DID

i will take your belt from your pants and strangle you with it

kinky

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i have no idea how you're on social media when you don't have a BRAIN TO EVEN USE TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT

I have more of a brain than your idiot son

I WISH I COULD MAKE A SOUP OUT OF YOUR EYEBALLS

that's fucking disgusting. the whole country of Africa could make dental floss out of your bush

when you die i'm going to hold a celebration on your grave

fucking try me, bitch. I'll take a shit on your grave

I'M GOING TO RIP INTO YOU AND CUT OUT YOUR DARK SOUL

the soul of satan is impenetrable

say something rude about my son. i tripple dog dare you, fucker

your son is a worthless piece of shit

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itsmrsfuckingtucker

herbert-garrison

FIGHT ME

herbert-garrison

FUCK OFF Laura Tucker or should I call you Laura Bush

itsmrsfuckingtucker