The Woman

If your muse asked mine to push them on the swings I would..

[x] Gladly Awkwardly push them

[ ] Push them off the swings

[ ] Say fuck you and walk away

[ ] Make an excuse not to

Your muse asks mine to go on a walk with them I’ll respond with

[ ] IS THAT A FAT JOKE?

[x] Sure..I guess. (He’s a very confused Drake right about now)

[ ] no

[ ] I’d love to!

Our muses are on a picnic what happens?

[ ] Our muses have a lot of fun and their is “kissing” involved

[x] Bennet would treat her very well because he’s a gentleman but would have no idea how to make conversation. *pats him gently*

[ ] They have a terrible time

[ ] They throw food at each other

Our muses are at the park. What do they do?

[ ] Have fun swinging together

[x] People watch together

[ ] Stay far away from each other

[ ] Push yours in the wood chips 

My muse wants to go somewhere with yours. Where?

[ ] To a park

[x] On a walk

[ ] Nowhere 

[ ] To an executioner 

Does my muse like yours?

[ ] No

[x] My muse respects yours

[x] Yes

[ ] More than the world

[ ] Yeah…sure they do

Your muse asks mine on a date. Do they accept?

[ ] No

[x] Are you on drugs?

[x] “I reckon I wouldn’t mind it… so long as you’re bein’ honest.”

[ ] I’d love to 

[ ] Stay away from me

[ ] REALLY! OF COURSE!

Your muse wants to have sex with mine. How does mine respond?

[ ] Are you insane?

[x] My muse implodes upon himself

[ ] NO! WHY WOULD YOU EVEN ASK!

[ ] Yes! FINALLY!

[ ] Sure, but casual no feelings

My muse rates you a ___ on the hotness scale

"Erm… you’re a… right lovely bird…a 9…" *fiddles with hat*

Should you reblog this?

[ ] You already did

[x] Sure

you possession is causing this danger? Be at ease, I’m not so easily intimidated.”

the business you’re thinking of.”

i ain’t a business woman, i’m a business, woman 

[listen] [download]