Henrysbloggin

ibuprofen and sink water is the midnight version of coffee and a cigarette…

@henrysbloggin​

@disconsolateseason LOOOL v applicable

It’s excited the only time they went fast.

i think we could reform pangaea if we all tried hard enough

if we all just got in the water and pushed

don’t let anyone on this website call you cringe they literally have a tumblr account

demi lovato isn't a bad person she just shouldn't be famous. she belongs on tumblr making long unnecessary comments on people's posts

being 25 is like: im dying. im living my best life. im a failure. my life hasnt started. everything interesting has already happened to me. im achieving my dreams. im cutting my hair with kitchen scissors. im starting a skincare routine. im a corporate professional. im a sellout. im out of groceries. i have too many groceries. i am never going to be successful. i am going to win a hugo award before im 30. im crazy. im boring. i need to finish this essay. i need to finish this story. i need to start a newsletter. i need to start tweeting more. i need to stop tweeting. i need to ghost all my friends. i need to tell my friends i love them. i need to find a new apartment. i need to take out the trash. i am the trash that needs to be taken out. 

So…the same outfit Steve Jobs wore for years….

“Steve Jobs sexes up the WWDC stage with figure-hugging black turtleneck”