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ahaha you sly dog! you bastard! [getting a little too comfortable] you wretched fucking animal

T-shirt that says "I'M SORRY FOR THE PERSON I BECOME WHEN I'M OVERHEATED"

Yahhh I have to build Rome. Yup it’s due tomorrow.. noo I haven’t started yet haha is that bad?

im realizing very fast that people do not in fact know that sometimes things in stories suck on purpose and it sucking is the point

not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville

My heart was heavier than the feather; I am sentenced to Rainforest Cafe

have you reopened the wound? will you reopen the wound? when will you reopen the wound?

is anyone else annoyed that "ai" encompasses both chatgpt and tools we train to do repetitive tedious work for us. and by the ripple effect of articles like "scientists develop ai to detect cancer early" that make people argue for the merit of chatgpt or become anti-medicine. and by the general state of the world and society

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

you are not an endearingly rude and unfriendly cartoon character you need to be nice to people

when the music fucks you with the strap #yes

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving