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On my fan fiction account one day

OMG I HELD IT! I TOUCHED IT WITH MY HANDS I LOOKED AT THE PAGES AND I FELT IT'S WARMTH OMG!

Sold my soul to the blue collar job. So Sandra told me that "I never emount to anything. You need to put food on the kids table, reviewing movies isn't a job as you don't get paid the postman satisfys me more then you can ever could blah blah blah" so I ended up in this random sight they put me to work and after it was all done I asked "am I getting paid" "no your just volunteering!" so fuck I get no money from doing this. I go home to see my wife and kids left me with a note on the fridge attached by a cookie monster magnet and it says I was right about the postman. Sandra if your reading this please come back I miss the kids

Cheeky little photo dump

Thanks Annabelle