AUGH

oops it looks like you smoked the weed that makes you wanna be a stim toy for butches

You're so cute when you're this high *unzips pants and spreads your legs*

I tend to see somno kink analysis focus on the eroticism of like 'waking up mid-molestation', the kind of creep factor of 'pictures taken while sleeping', and generalized 'being an object of desire at your most vulnerable state without needing to perform', which I think are all relatively more sub side eroticisms. All this to say, I think we don't talk enough about how cute it is when a sub is really easy to trick into falling asleep, or to guide to sleep in your arms with either words or other methods, or broadly easy to move around in its sleep without totally waking it.

playing with their clit during a sloppy makeout session just so you can watch them try and keep up with your mouth >>>

the addition of guitar at 22 seconds in hollaback girl after deep bass is ingenious. it always makes me wanna fuck. someone sample it for a crazier song and get sued so i can listen to it and rub my clit. the engineer of this song can stick their tongue in my pussy any day of the week

there's this little fairy in my house that likes to make out with other fairies right where I can see because it knows it pisses me off and I can't fucking do anything about it because they're a protected species

love to jerk my boyfriend off while he's still sore from me jerking him off last night

thinking about thigh fucking him from behind with a ribbed strap that we can both grind down onto

thinking about thigh fucking him from behind with a ribbed strap that we can both grind down onto

Puppy can enjoy lots of different and interesting kinds of tasty slops

Smilebaiting my cute dog part 10000

PUPPY TIP: You may entertain puppies by mystifying them.