i don’t understand fahrenheit so it always sounds really warm in america

im cotton candy im just sugar and sensitive 

just because you don’t look like somebody who you think is attractive doesn’t mean you aren’t attractive. flowers are pretty but so are christmas lights and they look nothing alike

raises hand

damn gossip blog went in tonight 

ur overrated zayn

In case you guys were ever wondering about like… anything, anything at all, there’s this great free resource not many people know about but should definitely be taking advantage of: www.google.com

at my funeral there is going to be a closed casket and then it will be opened to reveal that i am not inside. instead, they will turn on the ceiling fan and my lifeless body will swing around the room while the space jam theme song is playing in the background.

nevermind, my mom says i can’t do that.

thank you so much for being my friend. i hope we’re friends for a really long time.

@staff I am literally begging you to bring back replies sending someone a message to say I understand their text post is like calling my mom on the phone to say I like her Facebook status