all im getting from this post are that the x-men are really gay

The X-Men are really gay.

Bring back Ned the Piemaker you cowards!

Imagine Jurassic World but Chris Pratt’s character is a woman. The whole film is exactly the same, but instead of Owen we have Olivia. It makes more sense that Olivia is the alpha of Raptor Squad, because all the raptors are female as well. Olivia and Claire argue about shoes (”They’re actually pretty comfortable for heels.” “I have a spare pair of boots in the truck for the LOVE OF GOD please borrow them.” “I’m fine! I can walk miles in these!” “You’re weird.”) They save each other’s lives. They make out. They walk into the sunset together. Gal pals who defeated the dinosaurs. The End.

God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs. Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the earth.

Olivia being played by Charlize Theron

sorry I haven’t replied to ur texts I’ve been overwhelmed by literally anything that’s ever happened or will happen

The premise for the movie Anastasia is so ridiculous but somehow they turned it into a work of beautiful timeless art it’s astounding

Anastasia is a cinematic masterpiece with almost no actual historical facts in it that I will love and defend until the day I die

I’m going to cry 😂😂

This is so wholesome

was that last dude a frikkin Jedi

I just learned that you are allowed to put Jedi as your religion on your dog tags if you're in the US military.

Sorry I was speeding, officer. I was listening to Mumford and Sons and the banjo solo came on.

I know I don’t usually reblog things here but please more people look at this amazing thing.